Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 14, 2004
Joan: What if we owe money on our taxes? Where's that going to come from? Wally: From the tax account I set up last year. Joan: I married a financial genius. Wally: Thank, but... it's not hard to impress the woman who thinks a check register is more useful as a datebook. Joan: If I run out of money, the bank always tells me.