Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 18, 2004
Joan: I've been reading a book about sea voyages in the 1800s. Sometimes the ships captains brought along their wives and children. Val: Can you imagine living on board a sailing ship with a 2-year-old? For as long as a year?! Joan: Apparently the kids ran wild with the crew... and learned to swear like drunken sailors. Max: !!? @*!! #!%@ Val: Maybe you could tell people he spent his first two years at sea.