Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 20, 2008

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Val: May I have these in a 12, please? Clerk: You look like a 10 to me. Val: I want to breathe. Bring me a 12, OK? Clerk: Sigh. Val: I'd prefer a darker denim... Clerk: This look is totally in. Val: But... this just looks sort of... dirty. Clerk: Sigh. Val: Hey! Don't roll your eyes at me!! I get enough of that ata home. I don't need it when I go shopping!! Voices: Gasp! (Eye roll, eye roll, eye roll). Val: Sigh.