Strange Brew by John Deering for August 04, 2022

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    rmremail  6 months ago

    Only when he’s got money riding on it.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    Absolutely! I mean what ELSE has she got to do with all her free time, aside from knowing the path of every sparrow, sorting the true prayers and making sure the weather (and mass killers) only kill people that NEED to be killed.

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    Zykoic  6 months ago

    You can bet on it.

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    Captain Colorado  6 months ago

    God may not change the games’ outcome but prayer will change the players attitudes.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    And Maradona fades back to pass…

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    I think God and His angels consider all of Creation a major sporting event. (—

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    Jaime Jean M  6 months ago

    We can tell for sure He is not a Cowboys fan.

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    eddie6192  6 months ago

    It’ll go down in the stats as a fumble by # 10.

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    potfarmer  6 months ago

    How come you never hear players blaming god for a drop?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    When NFL kicks hit the crossbar.

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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    If there is a God, he doesn’t give a shirt.

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    bxclent  Premium Member 6 months ago

    never quite understood both sides praying to beat the other – then again i have never understood the god thing either

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Depends who’s god you’re talking about…

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Old cartoon in Playboy had Notre Dame 4th and long with seconds left and down by a TD. While the announcer was saying that it would take a miracle, a hand reaching out of a cloud was diagramming a play in the sky.

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    Stephen Gilberg  6 months ago

    Guess that’s not a Hail Mary pass.

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    ChattyFran  6 months ago

    I find it sad that some people actually believe that god would give them a winning team when not helping sick and dying babies, flood and tornado victims, people with bombs raining down on them, etc. But a winning sports team? Oh, absolutely. God is right on that request!

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Fickle finger award. :)

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    syzygy47  6 months ago

    The modern version of the Divine Right of Kings. God gave me the ability to run throw catch well that entitles me millions of $$$ in some basically pointless game.

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    ira.crank  6 months ago

    He’s too busy looking for abominators and smiting them.

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    Ukko wilko  6 months ago

    If He’s like me, He doesn’t even watch.

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