… Because he doesn’t have postal service.
The letter may.
Letters from the Crypt.
To the Editor: “This country is going to Heck. Don’t wake up, Transylvania!”
The miserable mess of a local newspaper quit online comments from subscribers.
Nosferatu decided to write his memoirs …..
Before you could call in to all might radio talk shows. " I tell ya, it’s hovering in the back yard, RIGHT NOW!"
Technically, letters never see anything. They have no eyes. Only letter I’s.
He’s a little confused. The letter might see the light of day; he won’t.
Doesn’t look very comfortable, does he? :)
He had to write it carefully, because he had a lot at stake, with it.
John Deering and John Newcombe