Feeling gaseous. Gone to the lavatory.
We live near a volcano. My son, living in another state, asked if I could pose in a weird position if I was caught in a pyroclastic flow. “Do it for the future archeologists, Dad.”
No, you aren’t
Before the eruption, ten marked the spot.
Evidently they didn’t have unions back then…
He really had to go – he brought the house down!
John Deering and John Newcombe