sea – saw you in half
That’s sick. Oh, no, I laughed, but it’s still sick. :)
Sure, it’s always fun until …
Mr. Milo approves
This happened to me once, but instead of a goldfish shooting upwards from a see saw it was the contents of one of those individual servings of butter that come in those tiny little tubs. The spread hit the fan, and then hit everybody in the restaurant but me. Then the manager came and took away our butter. I could never figure out why.
One time my cockatiel flew into the ceiling fan, but she survived.