Einstein famously said that God doesn’t play with dice, which is a shame, since He’s missing out on some pretty cool games. I think God would really enjoy Farkle, especially if he needs to kill half an hour while waiting for a table at a restaurant or something.
news flash;; uh Globalization is not new, it was discover in 1911 (sub-Aus/NZ spice papers anyone duh google it)some commentors here should try some thing named human LOGIC and REASON not just EMOTION is called "evolve""!!!!! smh ;-Pmmmobb
[“Dare to dream of no one watching you dance, that is the # 1 power of everyones imaginations” Einstien]
That’s right. In fact, astronaut Frank Douglas was rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some eight thousand miles away in a lifeboat, with no memory of where he has been, or how he was separated from his capsule. The great big prick.
When I was the age of some of these young people, I was already in the work force. Nobody handed me a free education on a silver platter. Life was my college!
I went to the dentist recently and I was hanging up my coat before sitting down to wait. I saw another nice coat on the wall. A black leather coat. And I thought – hey I used to have a coat like this. What are the odds? I lost it in 2011. I think I was hung over so I don’t remember. Anyway I looked closer at the coat and it was the same brand as mine. Weird. So I decided what the hey I would look in the pockets. And I found a note. And it was in my handwriting. It was my coat! There was a thick layer of dust on it. So I got my coat back bit it made me wonder. Maybe it is not so good to go to a dentist who hasn’t cleaned their office for over 3 years…
elfandmotorbelly over 10 years ago
Love it. I subbed.
Darryl Heine over 10 years ago
Funny mice…
Kip W over 10 years ago
These guys are as crazy as two waltzing mice.
DavidEssman Premium Member over 10 years ago
How do I convince my local newspaper to pick up Super-Fun-Pak Comics?
LHPuttgrass over 10 years ago
In 1990, the CIA faked the fall of the Berlin Wall to allow the Marines to steal $120 trillion in gold from the Vatican.
Reggiereggie over 10 years ago
The red velvet hippos, with aplomb, quaffed the mahogany chafing dish.
oldpantsnewjersey over 10 years ago
Crazy Morty isn’t really crazy though, right?
DLF3275 over 10 years ago
I INGORE ALL RULES
guiltypanacea over 10 years ago
Periodic extinctions on Earth are caused by the orbit of Nemesis, our Sun’s sister brown dwarf.
praesodynium over 10 years ago
Especially for that Purple Monkey Dishwasher remark.
ihategarfield over 10 years ago
Hugh and Matt did not read instruction #4. I’m glad Super Fun-Pak Comix is taking an earnest approach to the non-stigmatization of mental illness.
rocketflyswat over 10 years ago
Dearest Benevolent God-Man, please have mercy on your poor servant Bob and send the Phillies a competent bullpen.
rocketflyswat over 10 years ago
Dearest Benevolent God-Man, please have mercy on your poor servant Bob and send the Phillies a competent bullpen.
nichrome over 10 years ago
My cake has sprinkles IN it AND ON it!
IHender over 10 years ago
The Lords Appellant were formed in 1388 to review their supply of crispy fired cheese and encourage mushroom exports.
GaboonViper over 10 years ago
Herman Cain’s 999 plan — 666 upside down. The Mark of Cain. It all makes sense.
baconfat over 10 years ago
the quick frown box jumped over the lazy god.
SonicSC over 10 years ago
I just caaaaaalled… to saaaaaay… I’m haaaaaving a hard tiiiiiiiiime keeeeeeeping my vowels tooooooo a reeeeeeeeasonable length.
DougHouse over 10 years ago
Einstein famously said that God doesn’t play with dice, which is a shame, since He’s missing out on some pretty cool games. I think God would really enjoy Farkle, especially if he needs to kill half an hour while waiting for a table at a restaurant or something.
MormonQuest over 10 years ago
Hello I am looking for Rodney but I have not found him please help.
dfrost909 over 10 years ago
If you fart, burp, and sneeze at the same time, you will die.
grubgobbler over 10 years ago
He should win a Ruben… heh heh…
i'llaskher over 10 years ago
He should win a Ruben………..sandwich!!!!
HAW! HAW! HAW!
robbyramone over 10 years ago
Won’t someone think of the meeces!
unicornhorsemask over 10 years ago
why a duck?
markbellis over 10 years ago
Ingore rule four!
reimu over 10 years ago
It’s Not My Fault It’s Not Butter!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
In my queue.
notfunnyman over 10 years ago
We must expiate this pernicious lie, for it is demonstrable that gostaks cannot distim doshes.
shabbychef over 10 years ago
I got carded yesterday and was all like, “you made my day,” and the cashier looked at me blankly. Then my baby made a raspberry at him. Like, score.
gdon44 over 10 years ago
I was looking for Family Circle.
Tyrone Shoe over 10 years ago
Time to cut the cheese…sideways.
schlek97 over 10 years ago
If I don’t wash my hair for two days, it looks like it was styled by George Lucas’s hairdresser.
Darrin Stephens over 10 years ago
Ha! Added
smonk_buffner over 10 years ago
Her name is Hortence. Why is this not made clear?
hprovine over 10 years ago
girl, u mak me feel like its rainin sweat drops
sanedog over 10 years ago
Use yah blinkah
mmmobb over 10 years ago
news flash;; uh Globalization is not new, it was discover in 1911 (sub-Aus/NZ spice papers anyone duh google it)some commentors here should try some thing named human LOGIC and REASON not just EMOTION is called "evolve""!!!!! smh ;-Pmmmobb
[“Dare to dream of no one watching you dance, that is the # 1 power of everyones imaginations” Einstien]
Zombra over 10 years ago
Thirsty, this lime are the most sour I quicken. Hush feet.
John Glynn creator over 10 years ago
it’s really just the greatest. Bolling’s genus nose know limits!
sgin over 10 years ago
Is yon popular songstress singing, or doth a goose farte?
Applemask over 10 years ago
That’s right. In fact, astronaut Frank Douglas was rescued, alive, well, and of normal size, some eight thousand miles away in a lifeboat, with no memory of where he has been, or how he was separated from his capsule. The great big prick.
rlrr over 10 years ago
Next: Krazy Kat, oh wait…
sxp151 over 10 years ago
I’m so hungry I sneezed.
MJNFPCartoonist over 10 years ago
The quality and quantity of mice available for snackery goodness to the Cheshire Cat has just exploded by two.
jpsettles over 10 years ago
Welcome to Obama’s America.
dogpolisher over 10 years ago
Are you now, or have you ever been, Mel Stottlemyre?
babyort over 10 years ago
I’m so drunk they could bottle my sweat and sell it at the methadone clinic drops mic
grumpyparsnip over 10 years ago
You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about the Epimenides paradox.
katina.cooper over 10 years ago
But it means they can taunt all the other mice.
mmmarkGo over 10 years ago
Now I know for sure I’m dreaming of two broccoli florets lying in an empty gas tank.
rubber cat Premium Member over 10 years ago
It’s crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide
avarner over 10 years ago
That’s not an orange fireball in the sky, it’s the sun…
anthonyburcher over 10 years ago
This comic should sell for INSANE prices!!!
Kip W over 10 years ago
When I was the age of some of these young people, I was already in the work force. Nobody handed me a free education on a silver platter. Life was my college!
Syphax over 10 years ago
If there were fewer robbers there wouldn’t be so many of them, numerically speaking.
dennisdeems over 10 years ago
Help! I’ve forgotten how to draw Doug!
MonkeyMan2000 over 10 years ago
I went to the dentist recently and I was hanging up my coat before sitting down to wait. I saw another nice coat on the wall. A black leather coat. And I thought – hey I used to have a coat like this. What are the odds? I lost it in 2011. I think I was hung over so I don’t remember. Anyway I looked closer at the coat and it was the same brand as mine. Weird. So I decided what the hey I would look in the pockets. And I found a note. And it was in my handwriting. It was my coat! There was a thick layer of dust on it. So I got my coat back bit it made me wonder. Maybe it is not so good to go to a dentist who hasn’t cleaned their office for over 3 years…
dennisdeems over 10 years ago
What’s wrong with you people?? The shifting viewpoints in As I Lay Dying are the freaking POINT
davadam over 10 years ago
You know, I don’t care what any of you think, I don’t think Beyonce should have gone with that sucka.
Grover Premium Member over 7 years ago
These pretzels are really making me thirsty!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
I have a blue tooth mouse. I know, pics or it didn’t happen, but still…