Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 31, 2024

Tarzan’s plans include an effective monkey"wench".

But Nemone, that ain’t gonna happen. Tarzan is a lion killer.

Fat chance, sweetheart.

Them imbeciles has still no take away his trusty knife eh.

Chariot pull by lions? You is gots to be kiddings me.

Um, did anyone in the kingdom know Tarzan had spurned her? If she wants people to know what happens if you spurn her won’t she have to tell the story? You’d think she’d just keep it a secret.

So he gets few minutes sporting head start, he runs off and climbs a tree and then…?

The NKA (National Knife Association), the Queen will know he is dead when they pull his knife out of his cold dead hands.

Lesson learned. I ain’t never spurning her.

Time for Tarzan to take to the trees, circle back, get into the city and then lock the gates so Nemone can’t get back in.

Women . . . . .

Could we be lucky enough that Nemone will fall out of her chariot and become lion lunch?

Queen Enema is about to lose another lion

Hey, Officer Dude, he was the “unofficial” quarry last time, too…

Take these chains from my heart, and set me free.

This is a bit like throwing Brier Rabbit in to the Brier patch.

Tarzan still has his knife and he’s bigger than those lions. At least give the poor kitties a chance.

Still has his knife, and those chains are long enough to wrap around a lions neck.

“Hey Hot Stuff. Lookin’ good for one so pale.”

Another dizzying spectacle about to be thwarted when Volthar shows up with the Frogman Army and the Tantor Brigade! Nemone’s best laid plans about to go awry….AGAIN!

Tarzan: Y’know, Queenie… if you had just told me you were into BDSM, I wouldn’t have rejected you.

Nemone: Oh… ? Guards! Cancel the hunt, and have him bathed and brought to my tent.