Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 27, 2024

“Feed” him to the piranhas.

Tarzan writes a complaint to the illustrator: “What the **** it supposed to mean?! Why do I have to be a babysitter to this old geezer?! I demand a story arc with an evil hottie queen and at least one lion!”

He thought he was going to make a monkey out of Tarzan. Had a banana slip instead.

“Too old to digs pits eh. That too bad old man. Me can’t help you with works. "

“So I shells out every penny I haz to bring me cart and horse here to Africa, ‘cause no one bought my stuff in America. An’ I finds no one gots cash in the middle of the jungle.”

A guy that dumb would have drowned when he tried to use his horse to bring him across the Atlantic.

He sells beads and stuff. Of course, stuff is where the money is.

The End! On to the next exciting adventure!

Yeah, yeah, I know. We still have 2 or 3 months of this clown to go. Sigh.

Narrator: Tarzan felt sorry for the old man so he bought a couple of beads and stuff off of him and sent him on his way.

The artwork is good, for such a stupid story.

And the natives make a living selling him sticks.

Feed this crotchity old fool to the monkeys who will pull him apart and sell his vintage blue jeans to those A-rab slavers!