Ted Rall for June 18, 2010
Man 1: Mullah Omar! The American occupiers have sent drone planes! Man 2: Great! Afghans will be pissed. Victory awaits! Man 1: They're sending more troops! Man 2: Even better! They're radicalizing the people next year in Kabul! Man 1: They're assassinating our top men! Man 2: Excellent Martyrs. Bring new recruits. Man 1: They've found $1 trillion in minerals under our soil. Man 2: Now they'll never leave. We're screwed!