Ted Rall for March 31, 2023

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    Radish the wordsmith Premium Member 6 months ago

    The one-of-a-kind lab-grown woolly mammoth meatball, however, is not safe for human consumption as of now, given that it is yet to undergo health and safety tests.

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    TampaFanatic1  6 months ago

    It is a “Brave New World” Ted with a touch of “Soylent Green”!

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    So no more slaughtering of cows, chickens, etc to put meat on the table? Sounds good to me. Wonder what vegetarians would think.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    They’re coming to take you away, ha ha Ho Ho hee hee!

    Methinks vomit is in order….Ew!

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    mourdac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Better than soylent green.

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    VegaAlopex  6 months ago

    It reminds me of the “Jetsons” with their cold cuts capsules.

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    Stephen Runnels Premium Member 6 months ago

    Okay, now this is funny.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    But is it kosher?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago

    I expect that Ted wants everyone to go vegan.

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    Uncle Joe Premium Member 6 months ago

    Wait till y’all hear about cheese, yogurt & beer.

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 6 months ago

    This idea has been around in SF for decades (that I know of). One writer posits that the new ultimate taboo will be eating food made from one’s one cells, i.e., to be a “selfetarian.”

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    fusilier  6 months ago

    First World Problems….


    James 2:24

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    piper_gilbert  6 months ago

    Ugh! Makes me want to grab an AR-15. Oh, I get it. This cartoon is a distraction from all that.

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    forusingyt  6 months ago

    The very idea is simply disgusting. Why don’t they just stick with Soylent Green?!? /s

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    ChristopherBurns  6 months ago

    Are you objecting to a way to feed people without having to kill animals or raise them to slaughter, which will also help reduce greenhouse gases and deforesting the Amazon?

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    Raging Moderate  6 months ago

    A world in which we can ethically eat our children before they turn into teenagers. Hmmm.

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    martens  6 months ago

    I wonder about what has to be put in to get adequate output for commercial success. If y’all think food is getting more expensive now, you haven’t seen anything yet.

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    wildthing  6 months ago

    What are we going to eat when our farmland turns to dust?

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    wildthing  6 months ago

    Most will just starve, the rest will eat whatever they can.

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    kathy shellorne  6 months ago

    Is it as good as soylent green?

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    XtopherSD  6 months ago

    There’s Ted, hopping right on the anti-science turnip truck.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 6 months ago


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    zerorest  6 months ago

    Is that really cannibalism?

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