Ted Rall for March 31, 2023

The one-of-a-kind lab-grown woolly mammoth meatball, however, is not safe for human consumption as of now, given that it is yet to undergo health and safety tests.

It is a “Brave New World” Ted with a touch of “Soylent Green”!

So no more slaughtering of cows, chickens, etc to put meat on the table? Sounds good to me. Wonder what vegetarians would think.

They’re coming to take you away, ha ha Ho Ho hee hee!

Methinks vomit is in order….Ew!

Better than soylent green.

It reminds me of the “Jetsons” with their cold cuts capsules.

Okay, now this is funny.

But is it kosher?

I expect that Ted wants everyone to go vegan.

Wait till y’all hear about cheese, yogurt & beer.

This idea has been around in SF for decades (that I know of). One writer posits that the new ultimate taboo will be eating food made from one’s one cells, i.e., to be a “selfetarian.”

First World Problems….

fusilier

James 2:24

Ugh! Makes me want to grab an AR-15. Oh, I get it. This cartoon is a distraction from all that.

The very idea is simply disgusting. Why don’t they just stick with Soylent Green?!? /s

Are you objecting to a way to feed people without having to kill animals or raise them to slaughter, which will also help reduce greenhouse gases and deforesting the Amazon?

A world in which we can ethically eat our children before they turn into teenagers. Hmmm.

I wonder about what has to be put in to get adequate output for commercial success. If y’all think food is getting more expensive now, you haven’t seen anything yet.

What are we going to eat when our farmland turns to dust?

Most will just starve, the rest will eat whatever they can.

Is it as good as soylent green?

There’s Ted, hopping right on the anti-science turnip truck.

Ewww

Is that really cannibalism?

No.