That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for July 29, 2021

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    Grandmother: Three coins? That’s all your earned from a full day of posing for that cheapskate painter?

    Mother: That’s alright, dear. You can always rejoin our respectable family business as a harlot.

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    “I know this is your first modeling gig, but you get union benefits after your fifth sitting.”

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Princess Leia’s great-great-great-grandmother.

    (a long, long time ago)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Turns out the artist was only interested in her feet.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    He’s a mæstro of highest reknown. / The best teacher in all Brussels town. / He has talent and smarts. / He’s a doctor (of arts); / that’s the reason you had to strip down!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    The maid of honor cops one last feel.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    Mila shouldn’t have asked them to coddle / her, ignore she’d been “hitting the bottle,” / or to pay in advance. / Now she’d blown her last chance / to be chosen as Belgium’s Top Model.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    This is your second bathroom break today — one more and we have to let you go. Take another coin for the toilet, which is coming out of your salary.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    What are you complaining about? When I was your age I posed for his grandfather, the sculptor. He told me he was shortsighted and had to use the “touch system.”

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    On the one hand, you are naked, on the other hand is your breast…

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Oh, I would trust him dearie. I’ve heard he’s the kind of artist that paints and tells. He said that Godiva wench smelled like a wet horse.

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    pcolli  over 1 year ago

    An implant here, a bit taken away there……

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    When the cart pulls up just look coy and quote the price. If the cops bug you, you just say you are giving direction, okay, got it?

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    the ingénue says, i didn’t know you needed to get naked for a pepsi ad…

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    Buzzworld  over 1 year ago

    “Wait, are we putting this on or taking it off?”

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    Buzzworld  over 1 year ago

    “Why is Philippe-Jacques painting? I thought I was supposed to paint you.”

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    Reader  over 1 year ago

    Oh dearie, you’ve got it good – back when I was modeling there were no fireplaces in the studios and the world was a colder place.

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    rugeirn  over 1 year ago

    It’s that old sly thumb-on-the-nipple manuever.

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    MS72  over 1 year ago

    What’s your bid on this prize on ‘The Price is Right’?

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 1 year ago

    “Come-on! Here’s an extra half-pence to take it all off.”

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    (with apologies to fans of Sixteen Candles) “Look, Louise, she’s finally gotten her boobies. And they’re so perky!”

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 1 year ago

    “OK. Ready to go hunting for a husband!”

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    Another Take  over 1 year ago

    WOMAN ON THE LEFT: Here, let me hold up this droopy one for you.

    OLD WOMAN: HA! That’s nothing! Mine sag so much that I wouldn’t have needed that sheet to cover “paradise”.

    NUDE: You mean The Gravel Pit, don’t you? OLD WOMAN: WHY I OUGHTA…


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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    “Sorry, lady. But when I said ‘let it all hang out’, I thought there was more to ‘hang out’.”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    Save time and paint. Forget the artsy kitsch and just paint her on a white background.

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    Holden Awn  over 1 year ago

    Ghislaine Maxwell auditions another one…

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    Calvins Brother  over 1 year ago

    “Oh c’mon, perk up! Here take these.”

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    PO' DAWG  over 1 year ago

    You know you are a pledge for DELTA GAMMA, now run through cafeteria.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “If she’d spend more time actually practicing that guitar, she wouldn’t have to keep doing these nudie gigs.”

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Woman on left:“What do you mean, ‘you don’t feel good’? I assure you, you feel great.”

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    mabrndt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The first pose (artist’s studio in Rome) 

    has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

    So far, 2 works by this artist have been used here. 

    has the prior (the blog entry, pointed to by my comment there, has an already published comment that points to the artist info that I used to point to here).

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    For heaven’s sake girl, be grateful you got this much. It’s your first time and all you had to do was sit.

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    anomaly  over 1 year ago

    “Oh, yes. A face mask is just what my outfit needs!”

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    d1234dick Premium Member over 1 year ago

    everyone shielding nude lupin from the bad pottery on wall, you know how pottery talks

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    As flight attendants, we think you are showing too much skin… did you bring a jumper to cover up with? :>) (Yes, it really happens!)

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I told you it was Cinderella! All we had to do was hold her until after midnight! Now pay up!

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    Blatherskite  over 1 year ago

    “I’m sorry, dearie, but as you see, my hand is barely damp. Your interview for the wet-nurse job is over, please dress and go home.

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    Solstice*1947  over 1 year ago

    They all promised they’d make her a star / if she gave up the Spanish guitar, / to appear in their flick. / Ecstasy, made her sick, / but that girl became Hedy Lamar!

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    cameron_scarlett  over 1 year ago

    Busking was considerably more difficult in the 19th century.

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