That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 27, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    Say sorry fast and run, or you’ll end up as venison.

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    Solstice*1947  5 months ago

    /// In comes Actaeon, with no permission

    from Diana, on (nude) exhibition.

    Would the painter have pity on

    those who voice his name: “Tîtty-on”?

    (The right way to pronounce it is “Titian.”)

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    rmremail  5 months ago

    A guy accidentally stumbles across a women’s bath, and the women are all.. surprisingly fine with it.

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    rmremail  5 months ago

    Oh look, nudes

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    ronaldspence  5 months ago

    Carl was a Serf who identified as a nymph!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 months ago

    “You gals are going to need a bigger curtain.”

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    Tyge Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m the masseur. I’m here for Miss Arachne. Miss Arachne… Well it looks like I have an open spot available. Anyone???

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    Tyge Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hey, Diana! Lover boy is here!

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    orinoco womble  5 months ago

    There are a lot of weird little details in this painting if you enlarge it.

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    “Actaeon, it’s curtains for you..”

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    lagoulou  5 months ago

    “Behold! What is this I see before me?”

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    Reader  5 months ago

    So, Diana must be the one feeding her towel to the lizard on the head of the gal right behind her, who is trying to steal the chair out from under the goddess. Everyday Greek life?

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    MS72  5 months ago

    I’m from the gov’t and I need to know which of you are contemplating an abortion some day in the future…

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    Rev Phnk Ey  5 months ago

    Whoa – that deodorant is just not working!

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    Actaeon, a huntsman by trade/

    Quite inadvertently strayed/

    To a locus secluded/

    Where Diana, denuded/

    With her “bevy of beauties” played..///

    Being seen in an unclothed state/

    The goddess grew swiftly irate:/

    Inadvertent or not/

    Didn’t mean diddly-squat/

    And to exit for was too late..///

    Yet he almost escaped Scot-free:/

    “I’m a sports reporter” said he/

    “I’ve the League’s permission/

    (And that of Titian)/

    In your locker room, post-game, to be.” ///

    But Diana – who naked still basked,/

    His subterfuge swiftly unmasked:/

    With divine acumen/

    She skewered the human:/

    “Where’s your tape recorder?” She asked.///

    He might still have had a chance/

    But he then took a second glance/

    And he quickly concluded/

    That this goddess, denuded,/

    Was not fit for yoga pants..///

    The myth makers fail to relate/

    That Actaeon dictated his fate/

    With a classical blunder/

    (It does make one wonder)/

    When he mentioned the goddess’s weight!///

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    “Ah-hah, I was right! This is why you all take so long in the bathroom!”

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    Indianapolis Smith  5 months ago

    Careful. One of the ladies has a concealed weapons permit, and she MIGHT have it on her!

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    Holden Awn  5 months ago

    It doesn’t matter what the sign on the restroom door says.

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    Another Take  5 months ago

    Nothin could be stiffer than a harem carpet sniffer in the mor-or-ning!

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    Actaeon craved some hot action / but misjudged her reaction/ Diana’s quick mind / turned him into a hind /an animal attraction.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Okay, Hannah my room number is 10! I will be waiting!

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    Glib Sporgen  5 months ago

    Timely

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    mabrndt Premium Member 5 months ago

    Diana and Actaeon

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "File:Titian - Diana and Actaeon - 1556-1559.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first File: link found for info and links that point to more info about this huge painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2949 (June 26, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the artist info I posted in a prior blog comment. So far 16 works, by this artist, have been used here (18 times, including this different caption, and another repeat). The May 5, 2012, strip has its first time (the 18 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative), with a different coloration image. The November 17, 2021, strip has the last work by him used there (its blog entry comment has here links pointing to the artist info URLs I used to include in comments here).

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    suñña  5 months ago

    “Ah! THIS is why it’s considered a premium spa!”

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    d1234dick Premium Member 5 months ago

    Luckly one of the gals saw him coming and they had time to take off all their cloths. now it’s up to him to choose the four that he wants.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh, and by the way, you can’t have an abortion anymore. And of course you can count on me for child support ha ha.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Oh geez! It’s that guy that “identifies as a woman”! Again!

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Hey ladies! As you can see, I’m all a-quiver!

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    dexterwhite  5 months ago

    Hey big boy, is that a money belt under that girdle or are you just glad to see me?

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    leadvocal2001  5 months ago

    No, they didn’t.

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