That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 28, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    “Thanks. I promise I’ll tip you when you roll me back up and take me home in the morning.”

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// Youthful Queen stands before Roman geezer.

    They’re, of course, Cleopatra and Cæsar.

    Julius sees her. He yearns

    to induce carpet burns

    on bare flesh. Then she let Julius seize her.

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    Sure glad I am not performing in the Super bowl!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    “This guy is my carpet munch… er…cleaner.”

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    rmremail  7 months ago

    Finally! A woman who you can flirt with without having it end badly.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    And you’ve traded your box for what’s behind Tapestry #1 . . .

    Look at what you’ve won!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey big boy! Wanna shag on my carpet? Just how big is your beaver cleaver?

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    When we redo the house, I want to get the new carpet from that place!

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    jel354  7 months ago

    Empire brand carpets had more meaning in the Roman Empire.

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    thebashfulone  7 months ago

    Mystery solved: How she got a hickey on her upper thigh.

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    Buzzworld  7 months ago

    “Down boy. You’ll get your chance later.”

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    fuzzbucket  7 months ago

    Cleo’s love letters.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    As Octavius much later said, “Cleopatra was just asping for it…”

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    Teto85 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh, that time when Caesar was a family name and not a job title.

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    Another Take  7 months ago

    DIRECTOR: Lights! Camera! Wait…what’s Long Don Silver doing? You don’t come in yet!

    LONG: That’s what she said!

    DIRECTOR: CUT! I shoulda finished film school…

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    Reader  7 months ago

    She came; he saw; she conquered.

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    dexterwhite  7 months ago

    I see your “headlights” are showing. Is it too cold in here?

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    BRBurns1960  7 months ago

    Pizza! Pizza!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    “And watch! Once I cover her with this rug, she will disappear! As will I, and most of your money.”

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    Linguist  7 months ago

    Cleopatra reveals for Caesar the newest Victoria’s Secret peek-a-boob bra.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    “Let’s start a Little Caesar to get back at Domino’s for screwing up my plan.”

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    stamps  7 months ago

    Ahmed is about to get his nose out of joint.

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    Indianapolis Smith  7 months ago

    “Hey, lady! Did you know your bosoms were hanging out?”

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Dear wife, I cannot be too careful. You know he is just my food taster.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cleopatra and Caesar

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "File:Cleopatra and Caesar by Jean-Leon-Gerome.jpg" site=commons.wikimedia.org 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Yandex search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first File: found for info and links that point to more info about this painting.

     

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2950 (June 28, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there again pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far 26 works, by this artist, have been used here. The April 18, 2022, strip has the prior.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh don’t mind him Caesar, I keep as a pinch hitter just in case!

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    d1234dick Premium Member 7 months ago

    Celo was a cross dresser and employed a ’fluffer" ’ to keep him going.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 7 months ago

    new bra , keeps them “perky”

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Be that as it may, I’m yours…..

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh, don’t worry about the delivery boy … he’s a eunuch … and sadly his tongue was cut out, too. But I am a princess of an old, old civilization… we’ve had time to create the most interesting sex toys and games…

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Jean-Leon Gerome sure knew how to paint and sculpt using his strengths. Clothing was not one of them.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    Before magicians decided on pulling a rabbit out of a hat, they experimented with pulling a woman out of a rug.

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    briggs.roy078  7 months ago

    Uhhhh Domino’s? Isn’t old Jules cheating on his contract for that OTHER pizza company?

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