That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 29, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    My original post in 2016:

    Mr. and Mrs. Edwards didn’t have any children. I have a feeling I know why.

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    rmremail  4 months ago

    Daughter or wife? They’re French, so it could go either way.

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    Solstice*1947  4 months ago
    /// Mr. Edwards perused his wife’s drawing.

    It is clear, at her mind something’s gnawing.

    Edwin calmly reviewed

    her self-portrait (a nude).

    Did he like it? (Just hemming and hawing.)

    /// His response, long delayed, didn’t cheer her.

    “It resembles you, but should be clearer.

    It looks unreal because

    you’ve omitted your flaws.

    Try again, but, this time, use a mirror.”

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    it’s a playoff beard honey, i will shave it after we win the series!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    It says here you are divorcing me because I’m cold and uncaring, and you want to keep the dog. When did we get a dog?

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Wife presenting her written arguments to her lawyer husband to justify a shopping spree at Rodeo Drive. The first point states that the trip includes a stop at Fredericks of Hollywood.

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    Tyge Premium Member 4 months ago

    You paid 4900 dollars for a sepia sketch?

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    Tyge Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is this what you look like nude?? Shudder

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Interesting background information regarding “Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Edwards”, via the blog My Daily Art Display:

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    do you think it would help if I shaved?

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    orinoco womble  4 months ago

    (Woman): “No, this isn’t a prenup. It’s my marriage settlement. Read it and weep.”

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  4 months ago

    Will died three days after signing Karen’s updated version of his will.

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    jdculhane46  4 months ago

    Claire needed to fine tune her seduction skills

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    At first I thought this was a painting of pianist Clara Schumann and composer Johannes Brahms. They had a long friendship that lasted long after the death of her husband, composer Robert (1810 – 1856). The clothing and hairstyles in the picture were common at the time of this painting (1875).

    But Clara (1819 -1896) was older than Johannes (1833 – 1897). And Brahms did not begin to adopt his signature long beard until in his forties. So their circumstances do not easily compare to the people in the painting (In any case, titled “Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Edwards”). Although there were rumors of a serious romantic relationship, the two musicians did not marry.

    By the way, an intense book about Robert Schumann’s relationship and marriage to Clara Wieck is Peter F. Ostwald’s biography, “Schumann: Music and Madness.”

    See also Harold C. Schonberg’s “The Great Pianists, from Mozart to the Present,” Chapter XV: “The Virtuous.”

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    dwagon55  4 months ago

    Ok, so it’s a loaf of bread, a quart of milk, a dozen eggs and a Pay Day candy bar?

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    rugeirn  4 months ago

    “It’s actually terribly simple, dear. I wrote it, you sign it, I become independently wealthy, and your wife doesn’t find out about our baby.”

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Wuthering? What in blazes is ‘wuthering?’ Get this pretentious verbiage out of there, or this will never have a chance.”

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    Rev Phnk Ey  4 months ago

    Franz was having trouble deciding whether to have his eggs scrambled or over easy.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hmmmm, I wrote this note years ago, how should I remember who Belinda with the boombas is?

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Agnes showed Julius the detectives sketch of him cheating on her.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    The numbers didn’t lie: They were, in fact, spending more on his beard-care products than they were on her feminine hygiene products.

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    jel354  4 months ago

    The latest news from the stock ticker left a lot to be desired.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 4 months ago

    She’s holding a stick and about to bean him with it.

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    Ruth is just waiting for Edwin to make some smartassed remark about seeing her etchings.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mr and Mrs Edwin Edwards

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Portrait paintings by Henri Fantin-Latour" 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Yahoo, Bing, Duckduckgo, and Ecosia search engines) in the address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and click the first Category: found, and once there, search for the Edwards text string, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by merely clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s THROWBACK THURSDAY: MASTERPIECE #1432 (4/19/16) (September 28, 2022) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. So far, 6 works by this artist have been used here (7 times total, including this Throwback Thursday repeat), the April 18, 2016, strip being its first use (the 21 hyperlinks in my comment there have been deactivated, and the line breaks removed, but perhaps the text remains informative). The July 13, 2022, strip is the prior non-repeat by him.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 4 months ago

    Lucinda, how can I read this with your décolletage staring me in the face.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    hmmm, maybe a bit of editing is needed…

    roses are red, your soup you slurple

    the one cure for you, is a super purple nurple

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 4 months ago

    The arrogance! The smugness! But then, she did beat him at tic-tac-toe five times in a row.

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