That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 31, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  6 months ago

    Giovanni liked his furnishings plain and simple, but Maria heard that white vase screaming: PAINT ME!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maria misunderstood when she was told to paint the vase.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    I dont know Carl, how much does a Grecian Earn?

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    That’s my family’s ash urn, dear.

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    mokspr Premium Member 6 months ago

    Did she dare to tell him that it wasn’t snuff being kept in that urn but Uncle Cedric’s ashes…

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    How much does a greek urn?

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    GoComicsGo!  6 months ago

    “No one will notice that I accidentally broke it into a million pieces this morning and took all day to glue it back for tonight’s gala.”

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    jel354  6 months ago

    That response held less water than the vase.

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    jdculhane46  6 months ago

    Nigel found that while Helen would do anything for a A Klondike bar, when it came to a free vase, there were a few suggestions not available

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    blackman2732  6 months ago

    “Seriously, Margaret, it’s a great idea and easy to access later. Paint her nude on the center part of the wallpaper and then fold it up. I call it ‘a center-fold.’”

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    Dogtreat Premium Member 6 months ago

    Mansplaining goes back a long way.

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    mac04416  6 months ago

    Yes, the urn is kind-of large. Of course, mother was kind-of large too.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Madam Louise, I have some exotic vases in my bedroom………….really exotic!

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    Ken Holman Premium Member 6 months ago

    “If I might suggest, madame, the shape of the rabbit’s head should look more like this.”

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  6 months ago

    “I need it to be more pastel.”

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    Holden Awn  6 months ago

    Geez, I’m glad I don’t have to do the dusting in that room.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    Dolores had little to fear from Aroldo. His taste in things Grecian and flowery has nothing to do with urns and vases.

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    Calvins Brother  6 months ago

    “Nice, but can you make her boobs bigger?”

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    Another Take  6 months ago

    “I just read Senator Josh Hawley’s book – Manhood It seems I’ve been doing right all my life!”

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    KEA  6 months ago

    …and then she slaps him

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Somebody’s interior decorator is doing acid. :)

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    Indianapolis Smith  6 months ago

    So you’ve already forgotten about that time the kids were playing badminton in the hallway…

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    “Why is this urn up on a pedestal? Because it’s a collector’s item! The Marques de Sade himself spit into it.”

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  6 months ago

    Every time you say a bad word you put a schekel in it. This should last you a couple days.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 6 months ago

    Finishing Touches

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Francesco Beda" 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Finishing, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3140 (May 31, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by this artist have been used here (5 times total, with 1 repeated twice), the September 5, 2018, strip being the prior (a repeat). The June 22, 2018, strip has the prior non-repeat. The still available artist info URLs in my comment there are here links in my blog comment.

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    hubbard3188  6 months ago

    Going for Baroque.

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    Happy Cat Premium Member 6 months ago

    “I know the table is hideous; just keep looking at the vase.”

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    d1234dick Premium Member 6 months ago

    look out for that old man leering from behind the Curtin. he thinks no one can see him.

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    mshaw Premium Member 6 months ago

    “The Art Lesson” date unknown

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 6 months ago

    We must now let it dry for a few hours, and then we can play spin the urn.

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