That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 26, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Philipe kept admiring that part of mademoiselle’s body, not realizing he was going to be very disappointed later.

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    Solstice*1947  7 months ago

    /// In the theatre, wasp-waisted Celine,

    sits where she can both see and be seen.

    In la loge, (or box seat),

    can she be indiscreet?

    (If she’s careful she won’t make a scene.)

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    Clyde is thinking about all the “fun” they could have behind that wall while they pretend to watch the show.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    “Oh, dear Sir Humphrey. Whenever we see ‘Tosca,’ I rather wish to be a ‘Fallen Woman.’ Take me now, you testosterone-engorged beast! Fie upon Victorian moral convention. Right here on the floor! Hurry, hurrry, hurry!”

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    “This is tres awkward. There’s my husband with his mistress while I’m here as your mistress.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    I have never had a crinkly condom before, or I didn’t hear it over the other sounds.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Bring me some jujyfruits and don’t butter the popcorn you know what it does to you gloves.

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    Chief Inspector   7 months ago

    And yet she suffers no consequences…

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    DATo  7 months ago

    “Whadda ya say we go a few rounds before the curtain goes up?”

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    Buzzworld  7 months ago

    Her corset is so tight the top of her head is about to burst open.

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    Boebert puts the box in box seat.

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    goboboyd  7 months ago

    Or at least pay for seats in a Groping Loge.

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    He came up in the school of hard knocks/

    And he made his fortune in lox/

    But he wasn’t respected/

    (He was downright rejected)/

    So he purchased an Opéra box..///

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    Tom_Tildrum  7 months ago

    She’s hitting this show like her hair’s on fire.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 7 months ago

    Have a great day my friends.

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    It’s not fun watching opera “au seul”/

    (In fact, it’s incredibly dull)

    But a babe with a waist/

    And habits unchaste

    Can enliven the musical lull..///

    Poor old Verdi can never compete/

    With the presence of feminine heat/

    And a high thread-count sheet/

    Can be more of a treat/

    Than even the finest box seat.

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    wincoach Premium Member 7 months ago

    Margaret had no idea what a weirdo she was dating until she realized how turned on the musical Cats made him.

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    prrdh  7 months ago

    You’re in luck. This time she’s using latex gloves, and she put them on before coming into the theater.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  7 months ago

    Either the lighting is fooling my eyes, or her measurements are 36-9-yowza.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Love the caption. Such a disgusting human being.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Theater Box

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Paintings by Jean Béraud" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Loge, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on panel painting, including a description.


    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3193 (September 26, 2023) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment and reply pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 14 works by him have been used here (20 times total, including 6 repeats), the September 5, 2023, strip being the prior.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Lord Randy Shafts-worthy enjoyed taking young ladies of diverse nationalities to the opera. His favorite opera was Mozart’s “Don Giovanni.” His Private Box was covered in expensive woodwork into which he carved notches to commemorate his conquests. His goal was to meet or exceed the numbers as sung in Leporello’s “Catalog Aria.”


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    Holden Awn  7 months ago

    Lifting the curtain is easier than lifting that skirt.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ms. Bobert has a different meaning when she says she’s working late with her staff….

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    d1234dick Premium Member 7 months ago

    lets have sex before the show starts so i can see what’s going on.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 7 months ago

    Maybe making that crinkly sound with a wrapper is foreplay.

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    NWdryad  7 months ago

    Pinched waists are one thing but that’s extreme.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 7 months ago

    The message of the fan is closed (do you love me); and is in her right hand (you are too willing).

    When she draws it across her cheek (I love you), then he knows it is time for his advances.

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    syzygy47  7 months ago

    Glad Madam is up there, in the designated non-vaping section, away from Miss Boebert (and pregnant women who couldn’t afford the clean air surcharge).

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    For tomorrow:

    These men who were painted by Dirk/

    Seem inclined to lurk in the murk/

    White collar’s their style/

    But they won’t spare a smile/

    They just stand in the stairwell and smirk.

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