That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 25, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    The artist decided everyone would benefit if he didn’t show the model’s face.

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    Solstice*1947  4 months ago

    /// We don’t know why she’s facing away.

    Her head’s bowed— to observe or to pray?

    Was the model OK

    that he chose to portray,

    not her face, but how much she must weigh?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 4 months ago

    For some reason, this portrait didn’t keep Ingrid’s identity a secret.

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    rmremail  4 months ago

    You should never trust a skinny cook.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    the artist was behind in his work…

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    rmremail  4 months ago

    Ingrid took a moment to put on her ‘game face’ before turning to greet her husband.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    I haved committed impure thoughts 28 times last month. Sorry missed one.

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    Exasperated999  4 months ago

    The latest Scandi design trends…..

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    Exasperated999  4 months ago

    The pregnancy test…..

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    Matilda’s a broad shouldered lass/

    who is even more broad through the @$$ ./

    Side to side, end to end,/

    her dimensions extend/

    To the point you must signal to pass..///

    She’s one melancholy Dane /

    and the reason, folks, isn’t the rain./

    It’s the Crosswinds she faces/

    in cross country races./

    She just can’t seem to stay in her lane.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    And for the many connoisseurs of f@rt jokes among us:

    When Matilda the maid passes gas,/

    everyone leaves the kitchen en masse./

    When she opens the casement, /

    it escapes from the basement/

    And offends passers by as they pass.///

    No mere mortal can hope to compete/

    With the force (not to mention the heat)/

    And the volume is such/

    That one man dropped his crutch/

    On the other side of the street.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    O my sweet Lord Kensington! Can’t wait to meet you after the dinner tonight!! (Texted she!)

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Great-gramma Greta Widette worked in a bakery shop before emigrating to America. Her great-grandson Hugo became an early writer on Saturday Night Live. He required special chairs and toilet seats.

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    Buzzworld  4 months ago

    Sadly this IS Henrietta’s best side.

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    And then, in her sadness and grief, she made cookies.

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    jdculhane46  4 months ago

    A Mom approved pinup for teenage boys

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 4 months ago

    The artist was talented, but always had trouble with faces

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    P51Strega  4 months ago

    Y’know what’s hard to paint? Hands. They are very complex…. Also faces; faces are very hard to get right too.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m sorry for saying it, but yes, that apron does make your butt look big.

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    aerotica69  4 months ago

    After too many pop quizzes in the same week, the class forced Miss Larsson to stand in the corner.

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    The limericks were good and the comments funny, but so far nobody has topped Mr. Melcher’s caption. His made me laugh out loud!

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    Csaw Backnforth  4 months ago

    It was later discovered that the artist was also a song writer for Sir Mix-A-Lot. (He could not lie.)

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  4 months ago

    “Nobody ever believes me when I tell them that I was the one who inspired ‘Fat-Bottomed Girls’.”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hilda was thankful for her job and took time to thank the Lord! Amen.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    “How can I leave this behind “ – Spinal Tap

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    I saw the dogs run off with tonight’s tenderloin.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    The teacher was going to have the class paint a still life, but then finally remembered that she forgot to bring the fruit.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 4 months ago

    Woman seen from the Back

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Aprons in art" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string KMS3671, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3292 (March 24, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu. I have added a comment there pointing to the blog entry with my comment pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 4 works by him have been used here, the January 27, 2023, strip being the prior.

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    harebell  4 months ago

    99…a hundred….Ready or not, here I come!

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    d1234dick Premium Member 4 months ago

    GRETA looked Everyware for something to hold but there was nothing around.

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    mshaw Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Woman Seen from the Back”, 1888

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