That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 08, 2024

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    rmremail  3 months ago

    I am seeing… that you will have another cup of tea

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    BE THIS GUY  3 months ago

    “Sorry, I can’t read coffee grounds.”

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    rmremail  3 months ago

    Yes, the tea leaves show great fortune if you conceive a child within the next month.

    …Because your Mother-in-law wants grand kids, and will pay me $10,000 if I make it happen.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    “No spoilers!”

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    Solstice*1947  3 months ago

    /// Though her readings of tea leaves are stellar,

    before marriage she just couldn’t sell her

    true predictions. And this is

    because now she’s a Mrs.

    (No one pays for a Miss Fortune Teller.)


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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    I don’t really believe in this crap, I just like tea.

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    Kwen  3 months ago

    For some reason the Mooncup® home parties never catch on as well as Mary expected.

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    Buzzworld  3 months ago

    “I see you need to extend your warranty.”

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    jdculhane46  3 months ago

    The embarrassment of being caught using the cheap offbrand dish soap

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    phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago

    “The tea leaves in your cup tell me you need to stop using that cheap tea ball, and get a high quality tea infuser.”

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    “I see a darkness creeping into your life this very day. You must be stout of heart, for though the day feels dark as the blackest night, it shan’t last. If you can keep your spirit, the dark will pass before the evening comes”.

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    DATo  3 months ago

    It says, ‘Dogs will lead investigators to your corpse if your check for this tea reading bounces’.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    With her crystal ball in shop repair, cracked

    And her secret ‘magic toe’ with gout wracked

    Madame Annabelle was forced to use

    The old standard tea dregs Bambooze

    To make up for the tricks she now lacked


    The young ladies wished Madame to relay

    What men would wed them an upcoming day

    Annabelle was of course a cynic

    But thought it a rather mean trick

    To pretend that one was named ‘Earl Grey’


    She was tempted to bring up the name

    ‘Thomas Lipton.’ But figured that was too lame

    For even these poor naive girls

    With the likely IQs of squirrels

    To believe and with glad cries exclaim

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    prrdh  3 months ago

    Given that that’s a virtual certainty, it’s hardly a good test of her psychic powers.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can see a young lady on a futon, It appears she is eating a bonbon, But as I analyze the text, I’m confused what comes next, The only word that stands out is UConn.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  3 months ago

    It was bad enough that Edith picked her nose, but then she wiped it on the inside of her teacup.

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    mac04416  3 months ago

    No, not enough for artificial insemination…….

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    Calvins Brother  3 months ago

    “Look at this Johnny. It says she goes commando!”

    “Gawd, I’m so embarrassed.”

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    anomaly  3 months ago

    “Wait just a moment for the popup ad to finish…”

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    mabrndt Premium Member 3 months ago

    Dregs in the Cup (Fortune Telling, the Fortune Teller)

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:1838 oil on canvas paintings in the United States" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Ecosia search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Dregs, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3300 (April 8, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.

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    markkahler52  3 months ago

    Powerball or Mega millions. Your pick. And no, you don’t have to split it with him!!

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    It says … Lipton. You’re supposed to use loose-leaf tea, not a teabag!

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Will those people who approve me for a credit card also pay my bills?

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    I think it would help to lower her bodice, if you want milk.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 3 months ago

    look Marybeth the cup is as big as your breast.

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    rmremail  3 months ago

    watching the eclipse reflected off of the bottom of a teacup

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh! There are my teeth! I wondered what happened to them.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    The fortune teller is seeing what’s going to happen that very night. He’s excited and she’s blushing.

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    Blatherskite  3 months ago

    A musical soirée at the asylum: Matron keeps watch while Gertrude taps out a rhythm on her teacup and Miranda plays her imaginary flute.

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