Mom: Hey, it's the neighborhood newlyweds!
Man: We got this puppy for Christmas.
Woman: She keeps us up all night long!
Dad: Oh, I get it! You're looking for some sympathy!!!
two of my five stepsisters got a puppy for Christmas and I’ve not heard any complaints of deprived sleep yet
You say a puppy keeps you up all night?You lucky dogs you:) My wifey’s snoring keeps me up all night:( Well . . . at least one of us gets some sleep:)
Woo… Thanks guys; I needed a good laugh!
Both my mother and father snored. So I actually like hearing my wife snore. It is soothiing to me.
Headbands or Superhero masks?
What are they doing with the puppy that it is able to keep them up all night?
Wait "till the kids get there.
These are the last people you should ask for sympathy………
just wait until you’ve had the puppy for 7 years running!
April 08, 2014