The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 14, 1999
Brutus: Tonight, why don't you and I head up to Inspiration Point like we used to when we dated? Gladys: Ha! Brutus: Don't laugh! There may be snow on the roof, but there is still a fire burning in the fireplace! Gladys: There may be fire in the fireplace, but there hasn't been any snow on the roof since it lost its shingles!