The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for June 05, 2011
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: How exciting - a runner on third in a scoreless ball game! Gladys: Ooh, he's going to bunt - it's a suicide squeeze! He scored! Hooray! Brutus: Would you please tone it down a little, Gladys? Gladys: Don't tell me I'm embarrassing you again! After you said that to me last year, I vowed it would not happen again! Gladys: So I spent the winter studying all the baseball rules and terminology until I knew them backwards and forwards! Gladys: Don't you think that entitles me to cheer loudly when our team scores a run? Brutus: That's the problem - our team didn't score! We're in the white uniforms!