The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 01, 2017
BORN LOSER BY ART & CHIP SANSOM Brutus: I hope I'm not too late! Brutus: Happy New Year, everybody! Neighbor: What's wrong with you? Don't you know what time it is? Brutus: It's 2017 - time to wish you a happy new year! Neighbor: No, it's 3:00 A.M. - tiem for you to shut up and go to sleep! Brutus: Great - I accidentally fall asleep before midnight and now 2017 is already off to a lousy start!