The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 19, 2022

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    Straker UFO  7 months ago

    Might want to check, Brutus. You can ill afford to lose anymore.

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    davidob  7 months ago

    “I’ll never part with my hair”, he said baldly.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’m sure that Chief Inspector Clouseau will begin the investigation STAT, Brutus!!


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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just be glad that hair isn’t a fly.

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    wiatr Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus keeps his hairs numbered. A quick check should tell whether it’s one of his.

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    Meg O' My Heart  7 months ago

    When someone asks Brutus his hair colour, he says “clear.”

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Who says it’s from his head?

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    I resemble that remark.

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    walstib  7 months ago

    No problem, as long as it’s been recently washed.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 7 months ago

    She wouldn’t complain if it was a hare….or a tortoise.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    what’s a bunny doing in her soup… I tried. :D

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    rhpii  7 months ago

    One of the few benefits to being bald. That and jaunty caps.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  7 months ago

    Bald men have hair in other places…

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    saltylife16  7 months ago

    Hey Bru, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    If it’s not blonde (Wilberforce – Gladys) – then there’s a bigger problem. What part of Brutus body came forth that hair? Yucky yucky.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think that soup needs to go back to the kitchen, and there is another Born Loser losing hair into the soup bowls.

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    moeric9  7 months ago

    It can’t be from Brutus, he has both of his.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus is obviously right!

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    andersjg  7 months ago

    Mother Gargoyle didn’t make a high speed pass on her broom?

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    What color is it?

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    bigplayray  7 months ago

    Hey! That’s MY line!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    For once Brutus is an innocent bystander.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    Haven’t seen Kewpie around for sometime so it must not be his.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Glad this wasn’t a Fusco Bros “the fly in my soup is doing the backstroke” (alleged) gag!

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    namelocdet  7 months ago

    Gladys couldn’t help but laugh at that one.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 7 months ago

    Unfortunately, it is a black hair.

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