The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 19, 2022

Might want to check, Brutus. You can ill afford to lose anymore.

“I’ll never part with my hair”, he said baldly.

I’m sure that Chief Inspector Clouseau will begin the investigation STAT, Brutus!!

/SHMIRK/

Just be glad that hair isn’t a fly.

Brutus keeps his hairs numbered. A quick check should tell whether it’s one of his.

When someone asks Brutus his hair colour, he says “clear.”

Who says it’s from his head?

I resemble that remark.

No problem, as long as it’s been recently washed.

She wouldn’t complain if it was a hare….or a tortoise.

what’s a bunny doing in her soup… I tried. :D

One of the few benefits to being bald. That and jaunty caps.

Bald men have hair in other places…

Hey Bru, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it

If it’s not blonde (Wilberforce – Gladys) – then there’s a bigger problem. What part of Brutus body came forth that hair? Yucky yucky.

I think that soup needs to go back to the kitchen, and there is another Born Loser losing hair into the soup bowls.

It can’t be from Brutus, he has both of his.

When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.

Brutus is obviously right!

Mother Gargoyle didn’t make a high speed pass on her broom?

What color is it?

Hey! That’s MY line!

For once Brutus is an innocent bystander.

One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….

Haven’t seen Kewpie around for sometime so it must not be his.

Glad this wasn’t a Fusco Bros “the fly in my soup is doing the backstroke” (alleged) gag!

Gladys couldn’t help but laugh at that one.

Unfortunately, it is a black hair.