The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 27, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Speaking about Brutus she’s always a nice woman. I would have her as my mother-in-law, but mine is enough.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member 4 months ago

    Somehow, I just knew she was going to say that.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    But she’d rather not think of you at all.

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    zzeek  4 months ago

    Ask her to think able staying home so you can have some peace and quiet. I know the answer, but Brutus should drop in a dig when and where he can.

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    Maybe he should stop working and see how insignificant he is.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    He could ask his boss for a special assignment that will require him to work all weekend.

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    She must have talked to his boss.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 4 months ago

    His M-I-L is incapable of thinking, she can only plot. Like all 4 of mine!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Making her an insignificant mother…..

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    Chris  4 months ago

    then tell her that you’re another one of her kids. Mom certainly told everyone that about my dad. :D

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    Time for a weekend at the ballpark or a fishing trip far far away.

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    cubswin2016  4 months ago

    I feel sorry for Brutus and Earl Pickles.

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    saltylife16  4 months ago

    That ma-in-law visits so much, she should just move in. Oh Happy Days.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    How about just her treating Brutus the way she would like to be treated? I wish that I could claim that as an original idea of mine. It was actually paraphrased from a Being of a much higher pay grade than I……

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    At least Brutus has an insignificant other!

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    heathcliff2  4 months ago

    Because she believes herself to be exactly that.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    I guess you’ll have to spend significant time at the bar, to keep the peace.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    In the real interest of keeping peace, don’t let Gargoyle in the house!

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    She ought to tell her Ma to put a cork in it and shut up.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    If my husband had ever said that to me, I would be referring to him as my ex-husband.

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Brutus there is only one way to keep peace with Mother Gargle, totally ignore her.

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    CorkLock  4 months ago

    Glady’s resembles that remark.

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