The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 27, 2022

Speaking about Brutus she’s always a nice woman. I would have her as my mother-in-law, but mine is enough.

Somehow, I just knew she was going to say that.

But she’d rather not think of you at all.

Ask her to think able staying home so you can have some peace and quiet. I know the answer, but Brutus should drop in a dig when and where he can.

Maybe he should stop working and see how insignificant he is.

He could ask his boss for a special assignment that will require him to work all weekend.

She must have talked to his boss.

His M-I-L is incapable of thinking, she can only plot. Like all 4 of mine!

Making her an insignificant mother…..

then tell her that you’re another one of her kids. Mom certainly told everyone that about my dad. :D

Time for a weekend at the ballpark or a fishing trip far far away.

I feel sorry for Brutus and Earl Pickles.

That ma-in-law visits so much, she should just move in. Oh Happy Days.

How about just her treating Brutus the way she would like to be treated? I wish that I could claim that as an original idea of mine. It was actually paraphrased from a Being of a much higher pay grade than I……

At least Brutus has an insignificant other!

Because she believes herself to be exactly that.

I guess you’ll have to spend significant time at the bar, to keep the peace.

In the real interest of keeping peace, don’t let Gargoyle in the house!

She ought to tell her Ma to put a cork in it and shut up.

If my husband had ever said that to me, I would be referring to him as my ex-husband.

Brutus there is only one way to keep peace with Mother Gargle, totally ignore her.

Glady’s resembles that remark.