The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 03, 2022

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    And by the same priest.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just one question!! Is Mother Gargoyle still married or did her husband make the ultimate “sacrifice” and escape??!!


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    Ahuehuete  3 months ago

    She’s welcome to take her back!

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    wjones  3 months ago

    And they both have mother Gargoyle.

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    And they both didn’t get any other offers.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    She never saw that coming. Bam!

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wow, she really missed an obvious one there!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    ha! have you heard the song opposites attract. more often that’s what makes a relationship work. :)

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 3 months ago

    Neither one of us wants to give up half a house.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    They both live in the same house.

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    naplllp  3 months ago

    Maybe they have Breakfast at Tiffany’s in common.

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    dcdete.  3 months ago

    What’s with this you two don’t have anything in common? Like magnetism, don’t opposites attract? Yin and yang, Men are from Mars, Women Venus. Rain is born in the airy sky, but stops at nothing to touch the ground.

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    Two more things, raising a son, and being determined to make a success of family life. I could see where love for Mother Gargle would be rather one-sided though.

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    Nala the Great  3 months ago

    He really is the “Born Loser”; he got you as a mother-in-law!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Plus they have the same person continually sponging off them and intruding in their home.

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    This is how Anacin commercials got started…..

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    She got a fine grandson, Wilberforce, out of the deal and in today’s world, he’s a treasure.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Throw some water on her, Brutus, it’s worth a try… ☺

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Don’t worry Mama Gargoyle. It’s only until one of us dies….

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not your best come back Thorny, but pretty good if the MIL just woke you up

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Mother Gargle will never out wit Brutus!

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    I wonder what kind of work Brutus father did. Did he die or lose his way home to Mother Gargoyle? lol

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    You forget that he provides the roof over your daughter’s head.

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Well one thing you and Gladys don’t have in common Brutus is your mother wasn’t a witch.

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    heathcliff2  3 months ago

    Does Gladys secretly think of it as the day liberty began?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just which one of them is frittering the day away? Brutus is resting from a long week of work, maybe even organizing his plan for some household chores after a rest. Mama? Just sharpening her snark.

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    Lola85 Premium Member 3 months ago

    LOL! I’m sure Brutus could have come up with quite a few examples of how he and Gladys are compatible, but that answer was perfect! Before my husband and I were married, my future mother-in-law said that we should be glad we found one another, because no one else would be able to put up with us. She said it with a smile on her face, and I thought it was funny because it was true!

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    twstd  3 months ago

    They have you in common 》:-)

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    hasn’t ma gargle got anything better to do…?

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good answer, Brutus! After working all week for Veeblefester, you hardly need to apologize for taking a little relaxation on a Sunday! (You’re also spending your Sunday hard at work in your comic strip, but I don’t know if you’re aware of that.) Bottom line is that you don’t owe her any explanation of anything.

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    DEACON FRED  3 months ago

    My mother-in-law was a sweet woman. She even respected me, more than my wife did.

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