The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 07, 2022

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    oldpine52  7 months ago

    Whereas Veeblefester is the human equivalent of a cesspool.

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    C  7 months ago

    The pot calling the kettle black

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    Whereas Veeblefester is the human equivalent of a Dickens character.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member 7 months ago

    Leisure suits will come back someday. Be patient. Give them time.

    Lots of time.

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    Baarorso  7 months ago

    Brutus: “And YOU sir are out of step also. You’re the modern equivalent of an Ebeneezer Scrooge!”

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    It was all he could afford on your wages.

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    adadmp  7 months ago

    My advice…grab the sack of money and RUN!!

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    A Nehru jacket would be a step up?

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    Little Caesar  7 months ago

    “Nice brown, double knit poly there, Chief!”

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    Look who’se talking.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    Good thing his name is not Larry.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  7 months ago

    He’s just stayin’ alive.

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    saltylife16  7 months ago

    What’s wrong with a leisure suit?

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    Chris  7 months ago

    maybe he should be worn finally… no need to ruin a hopelessly good thing. ;)

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    Jeff0811  7 months ago

    I hate to admit it but the boss may be right here. I am willing to bet Brutus has been wearing the same clothes for decades. I would like to see Brutus get a makeover, say a fancy new suit, a regular tie, maybe a visit to Toupee Club For Men.

    He will still be out of step with the times of course, but he will be out of step with the times in style.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Who’s out of date here? Note to Veeblefester- even execs stopped wearing suits at least 5 years ago. Heck I’m a lawyer and I can’t remember the last time I wore one to work. Also all the rage these days – encouraging and empowering employees. Just sayin’…

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Hold on Brutus, the IRS won’t be sending you to jail. Chief has 24/7 worries. Not even food pleases Festerface. Who will he leave his Midas fortune too? Who will be KING of his empire?

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    heathcliff2  7 months ago

    I don’t want to be in step with the Times.

    Good for Leisure Suit, I mean Brutus.

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Disco still lives……

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    Thanks Chief!!!

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Gee, calling him out just because he can’t dance?

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    I think Rancid was way out of line with his remark. Nobody deserves to be compared to a leisure suit.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  7 months ago

    He has a brother named Larry.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 7 months ago

    BURN!!! That’s the funniest putdown I’ve heard in a long time!

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    christelisbetty  7 months ago

    We want the tea cozys of the FUTURE !

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    pchemcat  7 months ago

    I am going to have to remember that one!

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