The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 07, 2022

Whereas Veeblefester is the human equivalent of a cesspool.

The pot calling the kettle black

Whereas Veeblefester is the human equivalent of a Dickens character.

Leisure suits will come back someday. Be patient. Give them time.

Lots of time.

Brutus: “And YOU sir are out of step also. You’re the modern equivalent of an Ebeneezer Scrooge!”

It was all he could afford on your wages.

My advice…grab the sack of money and RUN!!

A Nehru jacket would be a step up?

“Nice brown, double knit poly there, Chief!”

Look who’se talking.

Good thing his name is not Larry.

He’s just stayin’ alive.

What’s wrong with a leisure suit?

maybe he should be worn finally… no need to ruin a hopelessly good thing. ;)

burn

I hate to admit it but the boss may be right here. I am willing to bet Brutus has been wearing the same clothes for decades. I would like to see Brutus get a makeover, say a fancy new suit, a regular tie, maybe a visit to Toupee Club For Men.

He will still be out of step with the times of course, but he will be out of step with the times in style.

Who’s out of date here? Note to Veeblefester- even execs stopped wearing suits at least 5 years ago. Heck I’m a lawyer and I can’t remember the last time I wore one to work. Also all the rage these days – encouraging and empowering employees. Just sayin’…

Hold on Brutus, the IRS won’t be sending you to jail. Chief has 24/7 worries. Not even food pleases Festerface. Who will he leave his Midas fortune too? Who will be KING of his empire?

I don’t want to be in step with the Times.

Good for Leisure Suit, I mean Brutus.

Disco still lives……

Thanks Chief!!!

Gee, calling him out just because he can’t dance?

I think Rancid was way out of line with his remark. Nobody deserves to be compared to a leisure suit.

He has a brother named Larry.

BURN!!! That’s the funniest putdown I’ve heard in a long time!

We want the tea cozys of the FUTURE !

I am going to have to remember that one!