The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 29, 2022

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    C  4 months ago

    The problem is that you didn’t immediately flick back

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Brutus isn’t a good lawyer.

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Who’s haranguing who?

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why doesn’t she just go home and leave him alone?

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    Wilde Bill  4 months ago

    Careful or she might turn you into a newt.

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    jmworacle  4 months ago

    Just throw some water on the old bat (apologies to bats) and she’ll melt away.

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    charlenelin1201  4 months ago

    Learned a new word today, harangue. Is this a commonly used word in the English language?

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    How many people other than me would retaliate for that nose flicking with a right cross across the cheek????

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    And that day is judgement day.

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    Jeff0811  4 months ago

    If this were a 3 stooges scene, MIL would be Moe. Brutus, oddly enough, would be Curly. (I can just hear him thinking…, “Oh, a wise guy, eh?”)

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    bobwigg761  4 months ago

    Brutus, just follow Ralph Kramden’s way of handling this, and throw her out of the house: “You are a blabbermouth!, getttttttt outtttttt!, gettttttt outtttt!”

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    Chris  4 months ago

    you mean, more then usual…

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    flemmingo  4 months ago

    You old battle axe I’ll have you arrested for assault. How about me slapping you upside your head?

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Indeed a painful affront to your ego.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 4 months ago

    “When you make me cry”……….

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    johnnydoc5  4 months ago

    Start searching for old folks homes and leaving the browser open.

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    rhpii  4 months ago

    It’s coming up on Halloween and time to watch Hocus Pocus. After that, stock up on some salt – you’ll know what to do.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    Brutus only looks mildly annoyed. I give him credit for that. I would have grabbed her arm on the way to my face and said, “No.” Calmly. Being calm when others can freak them out. They must wonder what they missed.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Today is the day.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 4 months ago

    Only Mother Gargle is allowed to “flick” his nose.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    Of course you realize this means war…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE1r2j_DaSk

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple would thing that Haranguing means Humoring. Poor Brutus, he has a nose for getting into trouble.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Well, I actually relieved to learn that Brutus knowing pain from Mamma only means a nose flick. At least all Brutus had to respond with is “ouch” not call 911.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    She is long overdue for an eviction notice.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Of course you know, this means war…..

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    Nancy Simpson Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes.

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    Nancy Simpson Premium Member 4 months ago

    She can leave. He lives there.

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    As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member 4 months ago

    To quote Buddy Holly….

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    heathcliff2  4 months ago

    Being a nice guy is occasionally not easy.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    brutus has to deal a nagging pain. daily, walking around his house…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh my. I didn’t see that coming. Looks like Gargoyle has elevated the situation. Brutus is so mad he will… harangue her some more and run?

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    New twist on an old saying….an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a flick for a flick.

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Isn’t she always haranguing him ?

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    edeloriea14  4 months ago

    Mama Gargle flicked your nose, Brutus! Must’ve left a mark on it.

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