The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 30, 2022

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    angelolady Premium Member 6 months ago

    You know how to keep your wife happy, Brutus.

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    C  6 months ago


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    Olddog04  6 months ago

    Yep he’s been married a while.

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    wjones  6 months ago

    My wife and I have an agreement. I get to pick the shows on Monday.

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    suv2000  6 months ago

    If you love her you Would always let her have her way

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    I'm here for the cookies Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m walking away from this one, see me walking way. I pick my battles

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    It was a weighty decision. Gladys out weighs him.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    He is well-trained.

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    CarrollJr  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Always good marriage policy.

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    e.groves  6 months ago

    What a wimp for a guy named Brutus.

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    zzeek  6 months ago

    Gladys lets Brutus have his TV time with sports regardless of season, though she doesn’t appear to be a fan. So, he has no reason to gripe. He’s not being denied as he lets on.

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    e.groves  6 months ago

    He put his foot down once and she stomped on it.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think we have a classic comic today!

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    krs27  6 months ago

    Mama not happy, nobody happy!

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    Chris  6 months ago

    surprised she’s not happier then… :\

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Two screens. Two remotes. Two headphones. Two bowls of popcorn. Two phones. = Togetherness in the 21st century.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Just say, “Yes, dear.”

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    I told Althea, I’m a roving sign

    That I was born to be a bachelor

    Althea told me, OK that’s fine

    So now I’m trying to catch her

    - Garcia / Hunter

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    The case in many house holds…wife wins TV programming!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    That’s the definition of a happily married man or a henpecked husband, take your choice…..

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    “Today’s Trivia” riddle fit yesterday’s “Born Loser”………….

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    With Brutus, it’s always wise to defer to the taller person in the room. Also, Gladys has got 30 pounds on him, easily.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    My dog gets restless if the TV isn’t on at night by a certain time. It’s kind of eerie. But I get to pick the shows. She came to me this way – the first night I had her, she was 6 years old, and she got restless. I tried to figure out why, realized she had come from a home with a young boy in it, and turned on the TV. She settled right down. She will actually stare at a dead TV, and then watch it for a while, then she turns around a few times and goes to sleep. It’s like being married.

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    heathcliff2  6 months ago

    Come on, Brutus. Survival mode is not always healthy.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brutus Thornapple, the door mat of life.

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Well, Gladys lets Brutus make the big decisions on all the various national issues.

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Time to become a two TV household, so you don’t have to watch the Hallmark channel all day.

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member 6 months ago
    Lets not forget those three little words that make a marriage special; “I was Wrong”.
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    Stat_man99  6 months ago

    There is a word for that…..henpecked.

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    Happy wife, happy life, Brutus.

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    we don’t have to discuss what to watch or stream. we don’t have a tv…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brutus and Gladys will have a long marriage because Brutus knows what hills aren’t worth dying on!

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