The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 30, 2022

You know how to keep your wife happy, Brutus.

Ouch

Yep he’s been married a while.

My wife and I have an agreement. I get to pick the shows on Monday.

If you love her you Would always let her have her way

I’m walking away from this one, see me walking way. I pick my battles

It was a weighty decision. Gladys out weighs him.

He is well-trained.

Always good marriage policy.

What a wimp for a guy named Brutus.

Gladys lets Brutus have his TV time with sports regardless of season, though she doesn’t appear to be a fan. So, he has no reason to gripe. He’s not being denied as he lets on.

He put his foot down once and she stomped on it.

I think we have a classic comic today!

Mama not happy, nobody happy!

surprised she’s not happier then… :\

Two screens. Two remotes. Two headphones. Two bowls of popcorn. Two phones. = Togetherness in the 21st century.

Just say, “Yes, dear.”

I told Althea, I’m a roving sign

That I was born to be a bachelor

Althea told me, OK that’s fine

So now I’m trying to catch her

- Garcia / Hunter

The case in many house holds…wife wins TV programming!

That’s the definition of a happily married man or a henpecked husband, take your choice…..

“Today’s Trivia” riddle fit yesterday’s “Born Loser”………….https://www.ThisDayTrivia.com/trivia/september-30?f=dup-puzzle-03-31#dup-puzzle-03-31

With Brutus, it’s always wise to defer to the taller person in the room. Also, Gladys has got 30 pounds on him, easily.

wisdom

My dog gets restless if the TV isn’t on at night by a certain time. It’s kind of eerie. But I get to pick the shows. She came to me this way – the first night I had her, she was 6 years old, and she got restless. I tried to figure out why, realized she had come from a home with a young boy in it, and turned on the TV. She settled right down. She will actually stare at a dead TV, and then watch it for a while, then she turns around a few times and goes to sleep. It’s like being married.

Come on, Brutus. Survival mode is not always healthy.

Brutus Thornapple, the door mat of life.

Well, Gladys lets Brutus make the big decisions on all the various national issues.

Time to become a two TV household, so you don’t have to watch the Hallmark channel all day.

Lets not forget those three little words that make a marriage special; “I was Wrong”.

There is a word for that…..henpecked.

Happy wife, happy life, Brutus.

we don’t have to discuss what to watch or stream. we don’t have a tv…

Brutus and Gladys will have a long marriage because Brutus knows what hills aren’t worth dying on!