The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 27, 2022

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Gargoyle humor

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’re wrong, old lady: Ifeel myself Brutus’ twin.

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    wjones  over 1 year ago

    His twin could jump out of a mirror any time you least expect it.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He feels the same way about you, Mrs. G.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And he’s glad you are not one of quadruplets.

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    Binky Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You may leave now Mother Gargle. (☞^o^) ☞

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then we could spend twice as much time together!

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Keep running your mouth old woman. I assure you, the last thing you want is my undivided attention. And no you can’t pass out candy, you’ll scare the children.

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    zzeek  over 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t you be hurrying home soon Mother Gargle? The sun’s about to rise.

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    dcdete.  over 1 year ago

    Does this mean that Mother Gargle DOES have a twin? Oh my, sure hope they ain’t identical twins.

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    you’re right, but he does have a mirror that can have his reflection come out and bug you. ;)

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    Meg Has Not  over 1 year ago

    Mother Gargoyle is still bitter about what happened to her sister. It seems like only yesterday that the house fell on her.

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    krs27  over 1 year ago

    We are no longer in Kansas Toto

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    [Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Or, your in-laws are the best

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    CorkLock  over 1 year ago

    You know what I like about you mother gargle? Your daughter – nothing else.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    What a harpy…It could be worse I suppose. Mother Gargle could have a twin sister who is as much the termagant as she is, with both of them detesting Brutus and not shy about telling him so…

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    casperj.marley  over 1 year ago

    Then try and imagine triplets. The wolfman wouldn’t stand a chance, never mind Dracula.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    You know what he likes about you, you old battle axe, there’s one too any of you!

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    “You know what I like most about you, Mother Gargle?”

    “No, what?”

    “…”

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    manowarrior  over 1 year ago

    Thank god she doesn’t have a twin.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I was thinking the same thing about her. That would be Brutus’ best comeback.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  over 1 year ago

    If she had a twin it would be like Patty and Selma.

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    hooglah  over 1 year ago

    I’d just tell that witch," What I like about you is your a lot older than me and you’ll die soon".

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    Aw, you’re sure sweet Mother Gargoyle!

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    Ditto….

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is she perfectly sure he doesn’t have a twin? Maybe there is one who is smart enough to stay away from her.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    There’s enough of him to go around.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    BTW, what he likes best about you is when you leave.

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    MT Wallet   over 1 year ago

    A lot of purple this week. Gladys wore the same purple jacket Tuesday and Wednesday (don’t understand why I got sent to Tuesday) and Mother Garge is wearing a different shade.

    Certain people commenting on Andy Capp are obsessed with the idea people are wearing purple.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mother Gargoyle is a comedic genius – Henny Youngman in a dress. Brutus: “Take my mother-in-law. PLEASE!!!”

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    gooddavid  over 1 year ago

    My siblings were quite a bit older than me. I don’t know how many times growing up, my mother would shake her head and say, “and to think I wanted twins.”

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    He’s unique, just like everyone else

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Only Brutus Thornapple could always be out witted by Mother Gargle.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    it’s okay – there’s more than enough of brutus to go around as it is… ☺

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    andersjg Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The thing that Brutus likes best is mother Gargoyle on her broom heading into the sunset.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    ba dum tss

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    heathcliff2  over 1 year ago

    Possibly good for Brutus. Could be doing the same as mother Gargle.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You know? She’s a very, very bad woman and I don’t like her. Anthony should send her to the cornfield. (Twilight Zone)

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