Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your mouth or I’ll sit on youThe word is out, better treat me right‘Cause I’m the king of celluliteHam on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles breakI’m too much man for you to takeThe pavement cracks when I fall downI’ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I’ve never used a phone boothAnd I’ve never seen my toesWhen I’m goin’ to the moviesI take up seven rows
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who’s fat
When I walk out to get my mailIt measures on the Richter scaleDown at the beach I’m a lucky manI’m the only one who gets a tanIf I have one more pie a la modeI’m gonna need my own zip code
When you’re only having secondsI’m a’ having twenty-thirdsWhen I go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their word
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)And my shadow weighs a’ forty-two poundsLemme tell you once again who’s fat
If you see me comin’ your wayBetter give me plenty spaceIf I tell you that I’m hungryThen won’t you feed my face
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know(Fat, fat, really really fat.)When I sit around the houseI really sit around the house
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know, you know, you know, come on(Fat, fat, really really fat)And you know all by myself I’m a crowdLemme tell yo
As Gabriel (Fluffy) Iglesias observed: “I used to say that there were Five Levels of Fatness. Reason why I say, ‘Used to say’ is because now there are six! Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces. The original five levels are Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and D@MN! People ask, “What could be bigger than D@MN!”
The new level’s called “OH HELL NO!” What’s the difference? You’re still willing to work with level five. Example, if you’re on an elevator and you’re with your friend and this really big guy gets on and you and your friend look at each other and you’re like, “DAAAMN!” But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That’s the difference.
Level six, you see walking towards your elevator, [Deep growling noise] [Pretends to be a shocked passenger and starts pushing the “close door” button.] “OH HELL NO!” [Growl] “NO!!” [Growl] “NO!!”[Pretends to kick the fat man out] That’s the difference. The guy that I met was six foot eight, six hundred and fourteen pounds. Uh-huh, OH HELL NO!!
And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn’t have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to 5X on the T-shirts and he was like, [Deep growling voice] “You don’t have my size.” I was like, “Dude, I didn’t know they MADE you! I have up to 5X, I don’t have [Growl] X!””
I have heard people of a certain weight—and I admit to being one of them—referred to as being “generous.” My favorite way of describing them is to say that their metabolism is slower than it used to be.
C 4 months ago
Unlike you two anemic waifs
angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago
Stocky. Portly. Even chunky. Sounds nicer than fat.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago
We are differently thin.
Ahuehuete 4 months ago
Hmmm .. neither of those two is thin
LookingGlass Premium Member 4 months ago
Those two should talk – NOT!!!
:-O
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
I thought he was part of a dog team!
Olddog04 4 months ago
And Gladys is a plus size.
theincrediblebulk 4 months ago
I personally like “burly” as a description.
Gandalf 4 months ago
Well, pot, meet kettle…
gopher gofer 4 months ago
brutus is robust. in a husky, fat sort of way…
Doug Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago
A rose by any other name…
dcdete. 4 months ago
If it will make him feel better, if you lived in Canada, we Canadians think a Husky is an arctic sled dog, and very much liked.
flemmingo 4 months ago
I know I’m overweight but for the doctor to call me obese when he outweighs me by about hundred pounds.
[Traveler] 4 months ago
Chubby used to be a clothing category for kids
[Traveler] 4 months ago
Chubby used to be a clothing category for kids
rhpii 4 months ago
Just say he is an all aRound good guy.
MRC112 4 months ago
Isn’t the PC term ‘curvy’ now
Chris 4 months ago
your secrets safe with me. ;)
Just-me 4 months ago
I sort of resemble Brutus. A bit pot-bellied, though I’m fully bald.
EnlilEnkiEa 4 months ago
Your butt is wide, well mine is tooJust watch your mouth or I’ll sit on youThe word is out, better treat me right‘Cause I’m the king of celluliteHam on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles breakI’m too much man for you to takeThe pavement cracks when I fall downI’ve got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I’ve never used a phone boothAnd I’ve never seen my toesWhen I’m goin’ to the moviesI take up seven rows
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)Don’t you call me pudgy, portly or stoutJust now tell me once again who’s fat
When I walk out to get my mailIt measures on the Richter scaleDown at the beach I’m a lucky manI’m the only one who gets a tanIf I have one more pie a la modeI’m gonna need my own zip code
When you’re only having secondsI’m a’ having twenty-thirdsWhen I go to get my shoes shinedI gotta take their word
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know(Fat, fat, really really fat)And my shadow weighs a’ forty-two poundsLemme tell you once again who’s fat
If you see me comin’ your wayBetter give me plenty spaceIf I tell you that I’m hungryThen won’t you feed my face
Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know(Fat, fat, really really fat.)When I sit around the houseI really sit around the house
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it(Fat, fat, really really fat)You know, you know, you know, come on(Fat, fat, really really fat)And you know all by myself I’m a crowdLemme tell yo
Kidon Ha-Shomer 4 months ago
*tis Not his bulk it is his height about 8 inches too short for his weight?
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
As Gabriel (Fluffy) Iglesias observed: “I used to say that there were Five Levels of Fatness. Reason why I say, ‘Used to say’ is because now there are six! Uh-huh, I met the new one in Las Cruces. The original five levels are Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy, and D@MN! People ask, “What could be bigger than D@MN!”
The new level’s called “OH HELL NO!” What’s the difference? You’re still willing to work with level five. Example, if you’re on an elevator and you’re with your friend and this really big guy gets on and you and your friend look at each other and you’re like, “DAAAMN!” But you still let the big guy ride your elevator. That’s the difference.
Level six, you see walking towards your elevator, [Deep growling noise] [Pretends to be a shocked passenger and starts pushing the “close door” button.] “OH HELL NO!” [Growl] “NO!!” [Growl] “NO!!”[Pretends to kick the fat man out] That’s the difference. The guy that I met was six foot eight, six hundred and fourteen pounds. Uh-huh, OH HELL NO!!
And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows I started selling T-shirts and apparently, I didn’t have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to 5X on the T-shirts and he was like, [Deep growling voice] “You don’t have my size.” I was like, “Dude, I didn’t know they MADE you! I have up to 5X, I don’t have [Growl] X!””
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DzZhIs9bj8
Jeff0811 4 months ago
I have become accustomed to Brutus’ Rubenesque figure.
ChessPirate 4 months ago
Then you must be a Siberian Husky… ☺
mckeonfuneralhomebx 4 months ago
Noone is ever FAT, they are just height deficient. If the fat lady was 10 or 11 feet tall then she would be anorexic!!!
mfrasca 4 months ago
“Big boned.”
preacherman 4 months ago
Well, neither of these fairly chunky ladies has much room to make judgments about Brutus’ countenance.
cuzinron47 4 months ago
And you Gladys are big boned, right.
KEA 4 months ago
Hmm… I haven’t heard husky (in this sense) since I had to get husky jeans as a kid.
Buckeye67 4 months ago
Gladys should have said, “Young lady we do not tolerated body shaming in this household.” She should also tell Mother Gargle that.
goboboyd 4 months ago
Kind of a Spongy muscular…. ish.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago
Try “girthsome”. And tell HH to mind her own biz
Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago
He’s fluffy. So are they.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 4 months ago
raybarb44 4 months ago
He’s middle aged big. Also, the wife is carrying a few extra pounds herself. Actually, No one should be throwing rocks or grinning right now….
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
I have heard people of a certain weight—and I admit to being one of them—referred to as being “generous.” My favorite way of describing them is to say that their metabolism is slower than it used to be.
dwh3962 4 months ago
I love big voluptuous women