The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 07, 2023

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    C  8 months ago

    So why disturb his sleep?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago

    My mother when I was a teenager and napping on the sofa: “Are you asleep?”

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    oldpine52  8 months ago

    Wake up and go to sleep.

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    GROG Premium Member 8 months ago

    Turn off the TV and go to bed now.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m awake! What did I miss?

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    cubswin2016  8 months ago

    Wake up and go to bed.

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Practicing for when he’s a commuter on the train. He still has to work on the gaping mouth drool.

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    I do that a lot. If I go lay down, I’m wide awake.

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    I’ve taken to sleeping in a reclining leather executive chair. Best sleep yet. It turns out, that’s a very natural way to sleep.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’s why I have a couch in front of my TV. If I fall asleep my wife just throws a blanket over me and leaves me there. She knows better than to try and wake me.

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    CorkLock  8 months ago
    When your forever wife dies – you find yourself sleeping on recliner often, rather than lying down in empty bedroom. Just such a lonely feeling.
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    Chris  8 months ago

    I’ve napped on the sofa countless times… now a days it’s with two dogs who don’t get along very well. :}

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    andersjg Premium Member 8 months ago

    Miss the warm snuggles and cold feet.

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    Older people, like Uncle Ted, say that all the time. Wilberforce is just starting a little bit earlier than most…

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    Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago

    Now there is some good ole Thornapple logic if I ever heard it.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    I was never allowed to fall asleep in front of the TV.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Now that seems like a plausible reply….good going kid!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Saying you’re lying down sitting up is a straight-up lie.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago

    Like father like son.

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    bigdawgjohn  8 months ago

    Smart kid

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    He couldn’t help it, he was mesmerized by what was on TV.

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    heathcliff2  8 months ago

    For some, on a bed or on a chair, sitting up is the only way. For others, from time to time.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    Wilberforce expirements with positional possibilities.

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    T...  8 months ago

    That’s what dad does…

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    If she turned the TV off he would immediately say, “I was watching that!” If asked, he will not be able to say what “that” was.

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    i get my best rest sitting in the passenger seat of the car. sitting in front of the computer is a close second…

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