The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 21, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    And a mask for hygiene, since he spits like a llama.

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    Score one for Brutus.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    Not if you want to keep your job.

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    hoo-hoo, Brutus is brave today!

    RANCID ain’t a nickname

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    William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago

    And, what does the Boss need? Money, lots and lots of money.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    Good thing Brutus isn’t sitting on a garbage truck. It hurts when you get knocked off.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Sticks and stones Brutus – Sticks and stones…

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    djtenltd  6 months ago

    WHOOAA!! That took CORHONES, Brutus! Well, Veeblefester asked for it!

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    Chris  6 months ago

    that he may have you take right now. :D

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    e.groves  6 months ago

    The only time I got talked to like that was in boot camp.

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    Just-me  6 months ago

    “Here boss, care for a tic tac? It wouldn’t kill you…”

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    [Traveler]  6 months ago

    Reminds me of an Eddie Murphy movie line. A thug had him up against a wall with his face in Eddie’s face. Eddie said something like “hey man, there’s a whole package of Tic Tacs in my pocket, take all you want”

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    rhpii  6 months ago

    Atta Boy Brutus.

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    dcdete.  6 months ago

    Even though they aren’t dressed the part, this looks like boot camp, and I tell you Thornapple should have stopped talking with “Yes Sir!” That last sentence is something you do NOT want to say to your angry drill sergeant!

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    Haha, score one for Brutus. Although, that may earn him some unpaid time off. Still, might be worth it.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Good one, Brutus!

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    assrdood  6 months ago

    My breath is so bad, the dentist only visits by phone.

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    johnnydoc5  6 months ago

    Another perk of being tall. Boss couldn’t get in my face like that without a chair.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    A very stalwartly answer from Brutus!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Off to a bad start again it seems….

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    I wonder how far Brutus will go before the boss cans him?

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    KEA  6 months ago

    that was probably not the tactful response

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    PouluCBagumba  6 months ago

    the Thornapple incident

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Brutus: “I would sir, but I don’t have any breath mints on me.”

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Bossman needs to mentally go over his morning routine and assess if he brushed his teeth this morning. Yuck! Brutus should go wash his face.

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    Yellow striped black tie and ruby cuff links, tsk, tsk, tsk Veeblefester, thinks Brutus…

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    In addition, Brutus says, “Straighten up Veeblefester or you’ll get humped back”…

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    Brutus wonders if Veeblefester still thinks he’s a captain in the Black and Yellow Regiment…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    YES!!!!!! That’s speaking truth to power!!!!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    The company that sprays together, stays together.

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Probably the bravest thing I ever saw Brutus do. Next thing you know he’ll tell Mother Gargle to hop on her broom stick and fly home.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 6 months ago

    Those are two people who are obviously no longer concerned about COVID…

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    stillfickled Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of a scene in a Dirty Harry movie.

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