The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 01, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’ s not April fool, is cruelty.

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    jmworacle  8 months ago

    The should be grounds for divorce.

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    suv2000  8 months ago

    She’ll only be staying for 4 weeks

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    Little Caesar  8 months ago

    “I mean the part about the water main…..”

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 8 months ago

    April Fools! Her house was destroyed and she’s moving in permanently.

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    charlenelin1201  8 months ago

    Haha! look at the expression on his face. I wish I could learn to draw like that!

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    nosirrom  8 months ago

    Time to do some laundry.

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    GROG Premium Member 8 months ago

    That was in poor taste.

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    preacherman  8 months ago

    That’s one joke that could cause Brutus a heart attack.

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    Gina Carson  8 months ago

    Brutus has never appreciated being fooled so much in his entire life.

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    e.groves  8 months ago

    Good one, Gladys.

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    Go BRUINS  8 months ago

    This is how people have heart attacks.

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    flemmingo  8 months ago

    I would have a heart attack if that old battle axe stayed with me overnight.

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    Just-me  8 months ago

    Brutus is thinking his worst nightmare is about to happen…Gladys could kill him with frights like that.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago

    Brutus takes up plumbing

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    “Don’t do that! My heart can’t take it!”

    (Brutus, do not sign that Life Insurance Policy!)

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    Chris  8 months ago

    that’s not nice… but seeing his face when she said that was great though! :D

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Brutus sighed a great sigh of relief and thanks for April fool!

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    That was a scary one, wasn’t it, Brutus?

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    William Bednar Premium Member 8 months ago

    For several seconds, Brutus was thinking of renting a room at a local Motel 6.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hah! Great strip. It looks like Brutus is about to have a major heart attack in the second panel! You almost killed your hubby Gladys. Just another way Gargoyle could be the death of Brutus.

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    jconnors3954  8 months ago

    Not nice!

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    petermerck  8 months ago

    Brutus should fake a heart attack to teach her a lesson.

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    bigplayray  8 months ago

    Ain’t no fool like an April FOOL! My Grandmother would have turned 119 today. Happy Birthday Grandma! Who me? I just turned 105!

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Just for that he’s cancelling his insurance, to ensure you don’t pull that on him again.

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    Something like that could cause a weaker man’s heart to collapse. He’s in better shape than I thought….

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    Thanks Chip that made my day, hilariously funny, reread still got a good laugh…

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    Brutus sighing, never knew Gladys had a sense of humor…

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    Gladys looked so serious and Brutus looked shocked, great setup Chip, caught me off guard too…

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    kathleenhicks62  8 months ago

    That is very mean!

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 8 months ago

    At first, I thought it said “mama’s water broke”.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s probably a good thing that Brutus was momentarily struck mute. Today’s comic does make me appreciate that all I have extra today is a pug for a week. So far just two “notes” on the carpet, left when I put her back inside this morning before my dog and I left for the longer part of our walk. No way this little girl could breathe well enough to go that far.

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    namelocdet  8 months ago

    Poor Brutus looks like he got the wind knocked out of him!

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    april fool! no, really, she’s only staying for three weeks…

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    That was no joke. It was cruel.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    A rather popular restaurant in my area pulled what I and others considered to be a rather unfunny April Fool joke on their Facebook page today. They posted that, after decades of operation, they planned to close at the end of April due to increased operating costs. There were several figurative head explosions—mine among them—in the comments before the person who makes the posts for the restaurant admitted the post saying they were closing was an April Fool joke.

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    rhpii  8 months ago

    She really got you Brutus!

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    daleandkristen  8 months ago

    I thought he would soil himself.

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