The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 08, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sometime I don’t know where I am. And I’ve never played football.

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    Ahuehuete  7 months ago

    Better known as a concussion.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Have to figured out where you are now:

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    cracker65  7 months ago

    I was playing a friendly game of football years ago, and attempted to tackle a player. He was swinging his arms and I got an elbow to the head. Knocked me out.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    These days, protective gear is useful off the field as well.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wilberforce needs to be careful out there or he may get a ride in the wham-bulance!

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    Brian Sipe used to take hits like that…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    Happened to me, and we were just playing flag football. Actually, I collided with a bigger guy and it knocked me out.

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    And the CTE will catch up with you eventually…

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    Evidently, Wilbur isn’t sitting the bench for his lack of smarts. Smarts he has. The rest can be coached, assuming the coach cares.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Yes, he did, Wilberforce.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus likes the son’s response… too!

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    Chris  7 months ago

    at least you were safe from the Football players. :J

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    jconnors3954  7 months ago

    That hit has lasted a loooong time!

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Not what I would call it but it is a very apt description. Good advice……

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Aha!!! Now we know the root cause of Brutus being Brutus! Great pun Wilberforce/Chip!

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    Allan CB Premium Member 7 months ago

    Isn’t “Wham! nesia” when you try to avoid hearing and then getting an ear worm of “LAST CHRISTMAS”? Where he gave her his heart, and the very next day she gave it away?

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    That explains so much.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    One of the more insightful comments Wiberforce has ever made.

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    ChazNCenTex  7 months ago

    Extra points for Wham-nesia!

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    T...  7 months ago

    Wilberforce budding Jay Leno…

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    gopher gofer  7 months ago

    i was an essential member of our high school football squad. i played tackling dummy…

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Wilberforce has a way with words,

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