The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 10, 2023

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    They have “French bread pizza”! Notice the quote marks.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 6 months ago

    It would be better ordering in Italian: “Due pizze Margherita per me e mia moglie e una ‘Diavola’ per mia suocera.”

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brutus ….. an embarrassment??? Says the “lady” with a P-38 hook nose and a Brillo Pad® for her hair!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    baddawg1989  6 months ago

    Reminds me of that Digiorno commercial from years ago. A few guys are sitting around watching a ball game on TV, and one says, “That’s the best delivery pizza I’ve ever tasted.” A young woman walks in holding up an empty Digiorno frozen pizza box and says, “It’s not delivery, [runs her finger across the word] it’s Dijjj…it’s Dijjj…it’s French!” :-D

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    thevideostoreguy  6 months ago

    Pretty low, Mother Gargle. Pretty. Low. You’re getting a free meal; shut up, enjoy it, and THANK the man.

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    Some people are just never satisfied.

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    Qiset  6 months ago

    Let’s see. French for pizza is pizza.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Un pizza avec everything!

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    dcdete.  6 months ago

    Well, the word pizza is of Latin origin which some French people might have studied, but the word parlor originated from the French ‘parler’ meaning to speak. So people working in a pizza parler should be able to understand people speaking in French.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    He tried to speak French? That’s pretty daring for a monoglot.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m surprised he didn’t take them to McDonald’s for happy meals.

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    Jeff0811  6 months ago

    My order in French at a pizza place…, One large with everything, and hold the anchovies, see voos play. (And that’s exactly how it would be pronounced.) :^)

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    He was just practicing for the real French restaurant…patience……

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    Anters55  6 months ago

    Je voudrais une petite pizza au fromage, s’il vous plaît.

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    Gina Carson  6 months ago

    Brutalass doesn’t have to order in French to be an embarrassment.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Oui Oui! … Oui … Oui?

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    oakie817  6 months ago

    when i was in the Navy overseas, i still had a little French and Spanish left in me from school days, but what i would do would be to try to order in French in Spain, and in Spanish in France, and the waitresses would always end up speaking English to me…as long as you put in an effort, it will be rewarded

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    Well, Momma, if you’re so worried about being embarrassed, then you can stay at home. I’m sure Brutus won’t mind paying for one less meal.

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    e.groves  6 months ago

    He’s probably taking them to Chucky Cheese.

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    Oh, Mother Gargle, cut Brutus some slack. He does his best.

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    CorkLock  6 months ago

    Mother Gargle just points at menu and says two of this and that and that and that and just one of those. I’m on a diet.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, it was worth a try……

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    Chris  6 months ago

    boy that would be quite interesting to see what they got. :J

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    Mush and Milk.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 6 months ago

    Simple answer Gargoyle – don’t go. You won’t be missed.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    If he speaks French, that is very impressive indeed. AND he may know the Pizza Parlor owner and that he spoke French himself. She didn’t say that he messed up the order so. Brutus, “accroche-tois attendez” and to the Wiccked witch of the west" va t’en"……

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    Frank_Lecanto  6 months ago

    Order the way I do…

    “I want pepperoni on every other slice, and on the first slice in between I want mushrooms, on the second I want olives, on the third — do you have anchovies?…”

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    pat sandy creator 6 months ago

    lol! good one, Chip!

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Well the offer was generously extended, you don’t have to take it. In fact his probably hoping you won’t.

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Usually if someone is able to speak a foreign language, they know the country of origin for the language, but not Brutus. Well, French is derived from Latin and Latin originated in what is now Italy, so he does have some history on his side.

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    T...  6 months ago

    “OK ma, you’re right, you best stay home girl” replies Gladys…

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    hooglah  6 months ago

    I wouldn’t take that bat to a dog fight…..if she was the dog fighting.

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    EMGULS79  6 months ago

    Aucun problème: “Garçon, un pizza, s’il vous plaît!” Mieux vaut pour le portefeuille être dans une pizzeria que dans un vrai restaurant français comme “La Maison de Presque Rien à Manger pour Tout Votre Argent”

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    Moonkey Premium Member 6 months ago

    Brutus said he would take them. Did he say he was going to stay with them and also pay?

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    Ordering in French at a pizza parlor: “One large pizza with brie, please!”

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    EnlilEnkiEa  6 months ago

    He entered a pizza parlor and ordered the moo goo gai pan and a side of tacos in French.

    Plot twist: They brought it all out.

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