The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 18, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    And “Ich bin ein Berliner” is what Lincoln said. Congrats Gladys! Not everyone gets both the quote and the President wrong.

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Just quote Teddy Roosevelt at San Juan Hill, ‘Charge’.

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

    —Abraham Lincoln

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    How about, “I am not a crook”?

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Out of respect I will leave orange out of this. Tomorrow! (NOT respect for orange!)

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago

    That was JFK, and I don’t think he was at Gettysburg.

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    Lucy Rudy  3 months ago

    I memorized the whole thing in 7th grade to pass history class. In 8th grade I memorized the entire Midnight Ride of Paul Revere to pass history. I only remember the first 4 lines 60 years later. I couldn’t pass tests but I could memorize stuff!

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Oh brother.

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    How about Bill Clinton “I did not have sex with that woman Monica Lewinsky”

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    Qiset  3 months ago

    Isn’t the president’s address 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?

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    thevideostoreguy  3 months ago

    How about something more current? “Read my lips; no new taxes.” “I did not inhale.” "That depends on what your definition of “is” is." “Yuge.” Or, even our current president can help. "“We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women are created by the — Go — you know — you know the thing.“​

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    charliefarmrhere  3 months ago

    I think she quoted JFK?

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Here is a brand new quote: " Where am I going to get 380 million?"

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    One of my favorites is by Ronald Reagan. “Mr. Gorbechev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!” I still get goose bumps when I think of that.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lincoln must have got the wrong script that day.

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    donna1226  3 months ago

    And how many people know that quote is not from the Gettysburg Address

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    What George Washington told his men before they crossed the Delaware: “Men, get in the boat.”

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    donut reply  3 months ago

    Trump has made many infamous quotes. None worth repeating.

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    “I don’t remember saying that.”

    Donald Trump, when asked under oath if he remembered saying that he had a good memory.

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    Carl  Premium Member 3 months ago

    The most famous quotes get you in the biggest trouble: “I am not a crook” “Read my lips” “I did not have sexual relations” “Trust me” etc.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    A chicken in every pot….Hoover

    She’s got the quote right but the president wrong!

    This just goes to show how some catchy campaign slogans stick in our minds!

    Love it! ☺️☺️☺️❤️

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Now, that’s remembering words without the context. The “Ask not…” statement was by John Kennedy, not Abe Lincoln. But, this does show the lack of history awareness in our society.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Umm, nope.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    Gladys I believe Kennedy said that?

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    “ I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of Freedom.” part of Lincoln’s letter to the mother who lost 5 sons and was read in Saving Private Ryan

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    Wilberforce regrets asking…

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    Just go with: Nixon=“I AM NOT A CROOK’; Clinton-”I did not have sex with her, she had sex with me"; Trump- “We will make America great again”; Biden- “I can not remember”; Kennedy- where the hell did that come from?

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    namleht  3 months ago

    I am not a crook!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wilberforce just learned that he has nothing to fear…..but fear itself.

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    DawnQuinn1  3 months ago

    One of JFK’s best quotes. My fave from him was "Some people see things as they are and ask “why?”. I dream of things that never were and ask “Why not?”

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus Thornapple . Scholar .

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Wilberforce should just read about famous President quotes himself. One of my favorites is by President Truman – The Buck Stops Here. “You do not lead by hitting people over the head — that’s assault, not leadership.” President Eisenhower. Also Ike also said – I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.”

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    Crandlemire  3 months ago

    JFK: “Ich bin ein Berliner” — that translates to “I am a jelly donut”

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    “Some day I hope to meet you. When that happens you’ll need a new nose, a lot of beefsteak for black eyes, and perhaps a supporter below!”

    —Harry S Truman

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Or Nixon, “WTF!”.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Welp, you can fool one of the people all of the time… ☺

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    bluephrog  3 months ago

    “the world will little note nor long remember what we say here”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    They are two peas in a pod. Poor Wilberforce!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I thought that John F. Kennedy said that.

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    That was President Kennedy’s quote…

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    davidlwashburn  3 months ago

    “The full text of the speech is now on my website.” – Abraham Lincoln

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Unexpected and funny punch line! That poor kid. His gene pool is empty and he doesn’t stand a chance.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    still remember…the week before he was assassinated, JFK drove by our school in RI…we were all outside to see him. i waved to him…i was in 5th grade English class the following week when our principal Sister Dominica came on loud speaker crying to announce it…everyone was in tears…i turned to my buddy Steve (who gave me the Oakie nickname in 1st grade last name O’Connell and i called him Duchy last name Duchesne) and told him…"it was the Mafia "

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    KEA  3 months ago

    I used Lincoln’s (actual) Gettysburg Address as a word processing assignment in Computer Literacy class. Read it so many times I actually did commit it to memory.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lincoln wasn’t in Gettysburg long, but while he was there, you could forward his mail to 321 Sherman Dr, Fort Myer, VA.

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    Robert4170  3 months ago

    Quote Calvin Coolidge. When told by someone that they had bet they could make him say more than two words, he said “You lose”.

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    Moore 1  3 months ago

    Gee, as a Canadian I know which president said that, the same man who said “Ich bin ein Berliner” IN Canada some parts have a holiday too on the same day, being Canadian we call it “Family Day” when you come to think about who is more important, The president or Family?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’d go with some current ones, “witch hunt” or “crooked judges”, maybe “find me 11,780 votes”

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    It’s a good thing he’s not home schooled.

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    “I did not have relations with that woman…”

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    hooglah  3 months ago

    We really did have to memorize Lincoln’s address ( and then recite it in front of the class).

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    rodneyrhodes  3 months ago

    #46: “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids” … among many others

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    Searcy9320  3 months ago

    Floyd Lawson “Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.” Calvin Coolidge

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    I’m sensing Wilberforce may not get a very good grade on this assignment.

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    MT Wallet   3 months ago

    Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address is easy. I had to memorize it in school.

    Want a real challenge? Memorize Edward Everett’s Gettysburg Address.

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    MT Wallet   3 months ago

    Today’s Marmaduke Doggone Funny.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    maybe wilbur could paraphrase calvin coolidge and say, “i choose not to memorize”…

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    ValancyCarmody  3 months ago

    I still love the “classic” PowerPoint version of gettysburg address:


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    syzygy47  3 months ago

    Reasonable and not a throwaway, “ Yesterday, December 7, 1941—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan”

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    falcon_370f  3 months ago

    That was JFK, “Four score and Seven years ago,” Gladys.

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    PAR85  3 months ago

    And JFK said something about four score and seven years ago.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  3 months ago

    The born loser just won.

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