The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 22, 2024

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    When Brutus enters a room his tummy is the first thing you see. And the same goes for me, even though I’ve lost weight.

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    No man has ever won a game of “notice anything different about me”?

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Why do you talk to her, Brutus? Why?

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    So says the “woman” whose broom …. arrives one hour before SHE does!!!!


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    zzeek  3 months ago

    Says the woman with the figure of a bowling pin.

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    I know I’m not supposed to punch a woman in the face, or anyone else for that matter, but I would at least consider it here.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    He does look pretty full right now.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    He should have led with his right not his gut.

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    And your mouth has a head start on everyone. Why don’t you close that poisonous thing?

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    Pot, meet kettle.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 3 months ago

    Her hair is perfect in the 2nd panel. She certainly isn’t the Samantha kind of witch. She’s more like Endora.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    Brutus served that one up right over the plate.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ramona Gargle . Mother-In-Lawless .

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Maybe Brutus should back into the room, so his stomach doesn’t enter it 5 minutes before he does! ☺️

    I like his attitude, though! ☺️


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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Mother Gargle, criticizing Brutus about his weight is the pot calling the kettle black. Svelte you aren’t.

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    My mother would say, Brutus isn’t fat, he’s just pleasantly plump.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Mother Gargle, why do you and Brutus hate each other?

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    Chris  3 months ago

    nah, he’s just inhaling it in too fast. ;)

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    The old battle axe just made Brutus day. Now what else could go wrong?

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    DawnQuinn1  3 months ago

    Her nose has a HUGE head start on her

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    And she is living life to the foulest…


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    ericlscott creator 3 months ago

    I too have the fullest of tummies

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Just brush it off. Consider the source; she’s not worth a response or even any acknowledgment. You have a good idea. Harness that attitude and live this day as if it were to be your last. One day it will be……

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Actually, that’s a modest jibe compared to past efforts!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Brutus, it’s not helping your born loser status if you keep trying to communicate in no-win conversations.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    I empathize so much with Brutus that the sight of that old bat gives me a nervous tic! But Brutus does have a knack for lobbing her hanging curve balls.

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    lawguy05  3 months ago

    If you can’t say something nice…

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    princesshickory Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just like Mother Gargle’s mouth has a big head start on the rest of her.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Poke it and die. (Not really, I just couldn’t help myself. I don’t like people poking with their fingers.)

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Did Brutus eat all the groceries he bought yesterday? He looked slimmer yesterday.

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    If that were my house, there would be a lot of discord! It isn’t likely I’d tolerate anyone coming into my house, and showing such disrespect toward me. I’m not worth putting on a pedestal, but, a lack of civility would ensure that person was promptly shown the door…I might even open it, first.

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