The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 02, 2024

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    zzeek  3 months ago

    She can always stay home to not put herself in the misery of his company. It would be a win, win.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    The plant in the middle of them is still green despite her presence.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus, you walked right into it!

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus, Brutus, you won’t just walk away.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  3 months ago

    Mother Superior Gargle grumped the fun…(You too, Brutus?) :-)

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    Jeff0811  3 months ago

    Wonder how many days it took her to come up with that little gem. A different reply to the question of “you know what I like about you?” might be, “My stunning good looks?” “My razor sharp wit?”, or “How nice I look in a yellow sweater?” If she’s going to insult you, at least make her work for it.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 3 months ago

    You know the invisible fence to keep your dog in the yard? Could Brutus use one to keep her out of the yard?

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    I know what I would like about you mother grossness, your absence!

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    DEACON FRED  3 months ago

    Because you asked first.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Can anyone say fish in a barrel?

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    It’s a good thing Mother Gargle never wrote lyrics for The Romantics.

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    djtenltd  3 months ago

    It’s your fault, Brutus! You walk into her traps all the time!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of the song by the Romantics

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    e.groves  3 months ago

    No, and I don’t care.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    You didn’t walk into it, you ran!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    You fell right into that Brutus .

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    Brutus just got Gargled…

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth is her tongue and to have Mother Gargle for a mother-in-law. Apologies to Shakespeare and the excellent work King Lear.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    maybe the way he can get back at you when you make snarky comments like that. :)

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    Gina Carson  3 months ago

    Lady Gargoyle doesn’t tease her hair. She torments it.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    That old battle axe just had to ruin Brutus’s weekend. Home is where the heart is, why don’t you go find your heart.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe someday Brutus will learn. His expression shift from hopeful in the second to dashed to pieces in the third is priceless. And a two panel encapsulation of the life of a Born Loser!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Do Gargoyle and Hurricane Hattie collude with Rancid on zingers for Brutus?

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    He walked into that comment no doubt. However, if there had been a fourth cartoon panel, Brutus could have listened his many sterling attributes and put Ramona to shame. Alas, there are only three panels. However, Brutus lives to battle another day with the Evil Ramona and victory will ultimately be his.So it is written, so it shall be done…..

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    “What I like about you is you’re such an easy target…”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    She set him up……….again!

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Was that an old joke?

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    Ban her forever!

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    assrdood  3 months ago

    Mother Gargle resembles my first Mother-in-law. And unfortunately, her daughter as well.

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    oakie9531  3 months ago

    ba dum tss

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    bigplayray  3 months ago

    You always walk right into it Brutus! Don’t make it soooo E-Z for her!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    I can answer that question, he’s her favorite whipping boy.

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    Dave427  3 months ago

    …and to think ol’ Brutus gets to look at that every day for the rest of his life…first his MIL, then Gladys as she ages…yep, definitely a Born Loser just on that alone.

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    Brutus just tell Gargle the list of reasons would be just too endless for you to even attempt a guess.

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    Dave427  3 months ago

    Not the first time…01-08-1996

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    saylorgirl  3 months ago

    One good thing she could do is just leave!

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    Buckaroobanzai  3 months ago

    is she sporting a nose or a can opener?

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Ah, Brutus! When are you ever going to stop being the straight man for Mother G?!

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus has two Mother-in-Law tongues to get out of that room! I see that plant!

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