The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for April 03, 2024

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    C  4 months ago

    Par for the course

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Cheaper to keep her.

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    The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Happened to my eldest brother, but he deserved it…

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  4 months ago

    Easier to push her off the roof. Medical Examiner can not tell if the person jumped or was pushed, just don’t have any witnesses.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Twice nothing is still nothing.

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    franksmin  4 months ago

    I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.

    She said “A divorce”

    I said I wasn’t thinking of spending that much :)

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    I bet he did get something. 100% of the family debt.

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    mgl179  4 months ago

    On the morning of their 20th anniversary, a woman walks into her kitchen and sees her husband staring at their marriage license and crying.

    Touched, she sits across from him and gently asks “Are you thinking of our wedding day?”

    He replies “Yes, 20 years ago today your father pointed a shotgun at me and told me to either marry your or face 20 years in prison. I realized that today I would have been free”.

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    Bill69  4 months ago

    Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house… Johnny Carson

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    pat sandy creator 4 months ago

    sounds like a standard cut…

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    She got the gold and he got the shaft.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why are divorces so expensive? Because they’re worth it.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 4 months ago

    Go home and give Gladys a big hug Brutus .

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    Chris  4 months ago

    ouch… maybe the boss will let you sleep in your office cubic thing… Hi! :D

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s a lose-lose situation.

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    paulprobujr  4 months ago

    Yep, that sounds right.

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    assrdood  4 months ago

    The only thing more costly than divorce is remaining married.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    Better and cheaper than living in Hell. However everyone, except the Attorneys, are losers when it comes to a divorce. I’m sorry that it happened for all involved…..

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Keep Gladys, Brutus – no matter how disgruntled she can make you, you don’t want to end up like your buddy. Besides, you’d probably end up with Mother Gargle.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 4 months ago

    We’ve never seen any sign of marital discord between Brutus and Gladys not involving spending, cooking, and Mama Gargoyle. And Brutus has learned how to handle at least the first two. Leave well enough alone big guy!

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    mfrasca  4 months ago

    Our view of the economics of divorce are skewed by the high-profile divorces of the ultra-rich and famous.

    After a divorce, women have much less wealth, income and are more likely to fall into poverty than men. Since women are more likely to have custody of the children, they fall into poverty as well.

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    Odin  4 months ago

    Do you know why divorce is so expensive—because it’s worth it.

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    andersjg Premium Member 4 months ago

    I knew a guy who got three things out of a divorce: single, the new car, and the bills.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    Down-size before filing.

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    It may turn out cheaper in the end, now that you’ve gotten rid of the old money pit.

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    Robert4170  4 months ago

    Typical of modern divorce laws, which are totally biased against men.

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    Martin Booda  4 months ago

    The wife was lucky to get 50%.

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    Just-me  4 months ago

    At least our hero doesn’t have to worry about Gladys divorcing him!

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    And you got squat.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds just about right….

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    Moonkey Premium Member 4 months ago

    Some people marry forever, and some think they have. Then things change.

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    CorkLock  4 months ago

    Did he marry Mother Gargle other daughter? Caveat Emptor. Marriage license cheap – divorce cost arm and leg.

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    Chris Sherlock  4 months ago

    As good a reason as any to stay married, I suppose.

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