The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 28, 2024

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    C  7 months ago

    Look who woke up on the wrong side of the cauldron

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    AllishaDawn  7 months ago

    I have been having the same problem with my toilet.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Riding a broom you make no noise

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    Kiba65  7 months ago

    Oh, I don’t know, he looks pretty fit to me…

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    Macushlalondra  7 months ago

    Perhaps you need to shut your yap, old hag!

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    suv2000  7 months ago

    Or you two need to get your hearing checked

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 7 months ago

    The weight of those two “ladies” could sink an ….. aircraft carrier!!!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Does My Lady ever have to use stairs? Did she lose her broom…oops, she left it upstairs

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    jmworacle  7 months ago

    Pot, meet kettle…..

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    Zykoic  7 months ago

    My wife is hard of hearing. She misses some sounds. She finally has her phone on vibrate and keeps it in her lap. So now I can get her attention by texting.

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    a sage  7 months ago

    Poor Brutus. Now he has two choices: go on a diet or fix the stairs.

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    xaingo  7 months ago

    The stairs are too afraid to make sounds when Mother Gargle walks down them, she might have a wisecrack remark aimed at them.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    And perhaps they’re both going deaf.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    Brutus will wait until he breaks through a step before dealing with it and go on a diet.

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    pat sandy creator 7 months ago

    this creaked me up!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    Gladys appears larger than Brutus to me

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    Skeptical Meg  7 months ago

    I noticed.

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    CorkLock  7 months ago

    Are the stairs just creaky at night Brutus? Mother Gargle may have brought “friends” in her suitcases.

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    Strawberry King  7 months ago

    Looked in a mirror lately, Mother Gargle?

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    FireAnt_Hater  7 months ago

    Perhaps the ladies need to get their hearing checked LOL they’re both the opposite of Twiggy!

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    MRC112  7 months ago

    One of the toilet seats in the men’s stalls at work keeps splitting. Clearly either they’re buying the wrong seat, or we have some heavy gent that lands a bit harder than he should

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    flemmingo  7 months ago

    You old battle axe, your mouth is about to overload your butt!

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    jconnors3954  7 months ago

    Perhaps the ladies need hearing aids.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 7 months ago

    Expect a different answer did you Brutus ?

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    Chris  7 months ago

    nah, the stairs needs to toughen up. ;)

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Brutus never, never make comments like that…….never never never and never…..

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Apart from the obvious jokes about his two hefty nemeses Brutus should consider that what he actually hears are his bones!

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    zodismoon  7 months ago

    Oh, come on, they are all the same size!

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    Good shot by Gargoyle. However both should have noticed as they are pretty close if not even a little heavier than Brutus. Must be their hearing going bad. Usually not a serious problem….

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    Maybe it’s not the stairs, could be your joints. I have ceramic tiles throughout my house, and some of them are loose. Sometimes I step on them and they make a pronounced crack. It’s like the old Memorex commercials, was that tile or my joint.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    or oil the stairs

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 7 months ago

    With all due respect, Gladys and Mother Gargle ain’t exactly svelte!

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    heathcliff2  7 months ago

    Yes, I agree. Send her packing. The house will feel much better. I am sure that is message because of your house’s aching beams and walls.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mama looks happy today in the last panel. She’s still scary.

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