The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 17, 2024

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    codycab  3 months ago

    You ask me, uncle Ted doesn’t even look a day over 50.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Uncle Ted looks younger than Brutus.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hey, it’s a party! Enjoy

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    November what? I want to put a reminder on my calendar so I don’t miss the party.

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    Fishenguy Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m a year older than Uncle Ted! I’ll turn 70 in October 2025.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    In the meantime, keep enjoying being 67, young man.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    Sports Bar is one thing if it was the Senior Center they would throw you another one in 4 months.

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    brianpesci  3 months ago

    Me too!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll be 70 next month

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    davidthoms1  3 months ago

    I’m almost 74 and I’m still young. Uncle Ted isn’t old enough to be that old!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    boy won’t they be surprised when it finally gets there… that means you get to celebrate it twice. ;)

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    walt1968pat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just a kid.

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    What is the adage? Don’t put off until tomorrow that which you can do today.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Hang about here. Uncle Ted is only 68? I pegged him for 75. 68, he should sparking with the ladies.

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    AlGirouard  3 months ago

    Hasn’t uncle Ted been retired for he past 25 years? Heck of a retirement plan..

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Attaboy Uncle Ted……..

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Gives you two times to celebrate. I’m glad that you didn’t embarrass them by correcting them. You are such a considerate man……

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    I will be 70 this November. I hope you had fun, Uncle Ted.

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    Aardvark17  3 months ago

    Jeez, Uncle Ted is only 4 years older then me. Do other people view me the way we view Ted? Now I feel old.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 3 months ago

    See the Born Loser for July 27, 2020. Uncle Ted will perpetually be 69 just as Jack Benny remained 39.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    nothing wrong with starting early!

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    Ted’s a year older than me.

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    bigplayray  3 months ago

    Got me on that one Chip. Well Done! ;)

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    One never knows how long we have so they made sure you were there to celebrate! LOL

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    andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m going to celebrate for sure in July 2025. I will be 80 and counting.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought Uncle Ted was supposed to be old, but it turns out he’s two years younger than me!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Omg I’m a year and a half older than Uncle Ted! At least they didn’t hold his wake prematurely!

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    petermerck  3 months ago

    Beat you by 5 months. June 2026.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  3 months ago

    A quick perusal of the readers comments regarding their own ages leads me to conclude that this is a strip enjoyed by youngsters. I turn 77 tomorrow, and only one other commenter claims to be older.

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    Being conservatively proactive in case he doesn’t make it to 70?

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    What better way to surprise you, not only are you not 70, it’s not even your birthday.

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    bobbyferrel  3 months ago

    The best time to throw a surprise birthday party is on a day not the birthday.

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    Larrycleve  3 months ago

    I’m 72. Sometimes I’m called young man and sometimes sir.

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    ChaosandMayhem  3 months ago

    Uncle Ted seems to already be in his mid 70s.

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    Great intentions by the best of friends, doesn’t get much better than that.

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    aerilim  3 months ago

    Well that’s depressing. Turns out uncle Ted is a year younger than me….

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    hehe…today i’m 71

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    any excuse for a party, but better hold it early in the day…

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    What’s a…party?

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    I’ll turn 70 on the first day of 2026.

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    tauyen  3 months ago

    guess they wanted to be sure that he got the party

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Unless they were very drunk, sounds like they just ran out of reasons to throw a party.

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