The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 11, 2024

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    codycab  2 months ago

    C’mon Wilberforce! Live a little! Toppings are great!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 2 months ago

    When Wilberforce “pays” for his pizza, he can ….. have it his way!!!

    /SHEESH\

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Gotta love Wilberforce

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 2 months ago

    I finally had to hand off damages to my insurance co. Too many downed trees, brought out my skimpy 16" electric chainsaw…it jumped out of my hand and scurried back into the shed. Bears are in my back yard (harmless, just a pain) Generator ran from 9pm till about 8am and I checked the LP tanks and they are still 75% full (they only fill to 80%) very economical

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 months ago

    The grass is always greener on the other side.

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    nosirrom  2 months ago

    Wilberforce likes his pizza like his dad, bald.

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    John M  2 months ago

    There is only one topping for Pizza -Ham & Pineapple (waits for the fight to start ;) )

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    s_krumpe  2 months ago

    next time order half and half

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    CorkLock  2 months ago

    Where did Little Wilber put those topping? Kewpie?

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 2 months ago

    You don’t have to put up with that Brutus .

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    Just-me  2 months ago

    Had takeout pizza last night for supper. I won’t be getting it from that establishment again. The pizza was cold so we popped it in the oven to reheat. Not much better than cardboard with som tomato paste on it. Blech.

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    pat sandy creator 2 months ago

    he left the pineapple, though…

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Sounds like my sister

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    Chris  2 months ago

    maybe next time order more then one pizza… that’s why almost all my family member’s has a pizza of they’re own. Plus, we get leftovers. :g

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    flemmingo  2 months ago

    Wilberforce will be paying for this pizza with money or backside!

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    So if he only likes plain cheese pizza, why is he eating off all the works and leaving the plain cheese behind?

    Avoiding things you like and only eating things you dislike, seems to me illogical and counter intuitive.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wrong…no respect for his father…….the breadwinner!!

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    Bad boy. I love all the toppings myself. Maybe Wilberforce really does too and that’s why they’re gone…..

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    paranormal  2 months ago

    Yuck!!!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago

    That’s the saddest looking piece of pizza I think I’ve ever seen.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wilberforce is leaving a not so subtle message to Dad to either buy two pizzas or a half and half next time. In the interim heads will roll. Never mess with a man’s pizza. Even a Born Loser has his limits!

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Why, that little ……we need to talk! ☺️

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    At least he could’ve left the topping off to the side, of pick the toppings his slices.

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    Strawberry King  2 months ago

    Next time let him pay for his own pizza with his allowance.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 2 months ago

    Poor Brutus! When I was a kid, we ate what was put in front of us. If Dad liked food a certain way, we either learned to like it or starve. Mom’s cooking was universally liked, fortunately — LOLOL

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    Moonkey Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now I want pizza, but I have chicken and mashed potatoes. It will have to do.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 2 months ago

    I don’t believe in indulging kids, but when it comes to pizza, it would have been nice to get half combo and half cheese. Kids generally don’t like “the works” (neither do a lot of adults!). Having said that, Wilberforce is in for a good talking-to, and if he knows what’s good for him, he won’t do it again!

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    gopher gofer  2 months ago

    wilber’s removed all the toppings and now dad’s cheesed…

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    Chris Sherlock  2 months ago

    If Wilberforce doesn’t want toppings on his pizza, he can just pick the toppings off his slice(s) and give Brutus some extra toppings.

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    paullp Premium Member 2 months ago

    This is strangely paralleling a situation in my own family tonight. The long arm of coincidence strikes again!

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