The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 02, 2024

“Starting a diary” would be a start.

I misread it, I thought she was starting a dairy.

It’s easier to make stuff up than actually do it.

I wouldn’t count on thar.

A nice meal cooked by Gladys would be great news to write about in that diary.

No one is responsible for your happiness, Gladys! You can only share yours with others.

Maybe you could turn that Diary into a daily Comic Strip!

can always write about how Brutus’ antics frustrate you

Be careful. Diaries can turn into evidence quickly.

I doubt that tea cozies will ever be exciting.

Put this in your diary … nothing to write about this week. too busy cooking and loving my hubby.

I need a secretary desk.

After 61 years of marriage, my only comment in a diary would be SSDD. If you are military it means “Same s**t different day”. To a civilian when trying to be polite it is “Same stuff, different day”.

does any of them involve his money by chance. does it have to be real or made up? oh, I know, made up! I love making stuff up. Brutus got so big he floated to the ceiling. :D

Start a dairy. At least that way, at the end of the day, you can have ice cream.

Don’t do it Brutus! Don’t commit stuff to a diary, it could be used against you later in court or as blackmail material!

Just make it fiction Gladys…

Gladys just handed Brutus the perfect excuse. But I did that just so you would have content for your diary.

Brutus lets out a big………..sigh!

Sure. What’s for starters that we can do quickly :)…….

good luck with that!

That’s what RFK Jr. did

There’s going to be lots of blank pages.

This new endeavor won’t last long, since every day will pretty much say the same thing. Then she will just forget about it, unless she resorts to fiction.

“Interesting” and the Thornapples don’t seem to mix Gladys. You should be switching your aspirations to becoming the next Tolkien instead of another Pepys.

Btw this one was a twist. I thought she would tell him she’s going to be writing about the dumb things he does or says.

He can handle the pressure.

A wrestling match between Brutus and your mother. No holds barred.

If I started doing things worth writing about, I would not have time to write it.

He’s a blank slate er ah page.

Why is he responsible for her diary??

I never did diaries but I did want to write more to improve my writing skills, they’ve deteriorated since I retired. I do not do cursive either – too many years forced to use block letters for work so I bought Calligraphy pens and I found they suit my writing style, a hybrid cursive and block I’ve used while I was working. I use a 1.5 Speedball calligraphy pen mostly.

They should have sex more often, and write about that. First they get into the bathtub, and take a bath together. Then Brutus gives Glady’s a spanking. After that they get into bed, and have sex. She could write all the down, and make it into an X rated book. It would make millions. Call it Daddy’s Big Girl.

Keep in mind Gladys, That"May you live in interesting times." is a Chinese curse.