A boy is sick and in the emergency room. He is sitting there waiting for the doctor to come back and tell him what’s wrong. The doctor comes back and says“I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?”The kid replies“I will hear the good news then bad news”“Ok” the doctor says “the good news is you are going to see your mom very soon.”The boy makes an odd face and says“but my mom died a few years back”“Well that brings me to my bad news” the doctor says.
A boy is sick and in the emergency room. He is sitting there waiting for the doctor to come back and tell him what’s wrong. The doctor comes back and says“I have good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first?”The kid replies“I will hear the good news then bad news”“Ok” the doctor says “the good news is you are going to see your mom very soon.”The boy makes an odd face and says“but my mom died a few years back”“Well that brings me to my bad news” the doctor says.
Figure the rest out on your own.
Like I said it would be dark medical jokes.
More coming tomorrow.