The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 08, 2022

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    Pickled Pete  6 months ago
    National Best Friends’ Day

     

    Three friends, Bob, John and Joe are sitting at a bar.

    Bob takes a sip of his beer, sets it down and asks his buddies

    “What do y’all think the fastest thing in the world is?”

    Joe thinks for a minute, sips his beer and says

    “I think light is the fastest thing in the world. I heard that it’s the universal speed limit or somethin…”

    Joe ponders for a few moments intent on thinking of something faster than light.

    “I got it” he says “thought is the fastest thing in the world. It just pops in your head out of nowhere, that’s gotta be faster than light”

    Bob sits for a second thinking about both their answers.

    “Diarrhea is without a doubt the fastest thing in the world”

    “The hell you talking about bob? How could diarrhea be faster than thought or light?” The others say in unison.

    “Well the other day I woke up and before I could think or turn on the lights, it already happened!”

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    Gent  6 months ago

    Ah, dang. Me is too late for tacos again.

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    Nathaniel Bandy.  6 months ago

    Wait until this comic strip has an actual finale.

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