Naw, this is just our way of sharing our playthings. Now, your turn. Throw a gold-center asteroid in our direction.
Pretty sure at this point Elon Musk qualifies as the coolest guy ever! And, quite possibly, the next James Bond super-villain? He has a machine that bores giant tunnels through the earth… he launches rockets into space… he just launched the BIGGEST rocket EVER – with a CAR and a PASSENGER in it (he says it’s a mannequin in the space suit; any of his enemies currently “on vacation”..??)… he’s soon going to have a base ON MARS… and he’s calling the rocket that’s he’s sending there the “Big Falcon Rocket”… He’s either the coolest guy ever or the most fiendish evil genius ever. Either way, I say we just hand over the keys to everything to him now, avoid the possibility of being “mannequins” ourselves… I really wanna hear him to the “MWUU-HUU-HUU-HO-HO-HO-HA-HA-HAAAA!" laugh.
I say we hand him the keys. He’s smart, he has a sense of humor, and he doesn’t think he’s God’s gift to the world. Totally unlike some other folks we could name.
Jun 5, 2015