The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2017

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    He’s just trying to whisk her off her feet…I wonder how that’s going to pan out…

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Looks like it’s going to be half-baked. Maybe even fried.

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    Helen Ferrieux  over 5 years ago

    She doesn’t need egging on ‘cos the yolk’s on him.

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    WoodEye  over 5 years ago

    Oh! She’s all over him!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, when she figures it out, she’ll really have egg on her face.


    Gotta watch out when you get involved with those French guys…

    Some look sweet, but actually have sour dispositions.

    After the first toast, they won’t part with any more dough…

    They turn out to be heels, and just loaf around while you rise every day for work.


    He can see that you’re a bit fragile, and he’ll try to milk it….

    But you’re stronger than you think… so don’t crack.

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    ArmOfTheSportsPress  over 5 years ago

    I’m glad the recipe guy is no longer around because this one is rife with possibilities.

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    jreckard  over 5 years ago

    Scrambled? After all those rounds, she’s already poached.

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    Pocosdad  over 5 years ago

    They’re going to put some spice in their lives – cinnamon and nutmeg.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I don’t want that recipe. I’m a fried egg and toast kind of guy.

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    paullp Premium Member over 5 years ago

    French toast requires that they pick up milk. Does that make it a threesome?

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    StratmanRon  over 5 years ago

    She’ll be able to get a rise out of him.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s how its usually made, she’s hard boiled by now!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What? You’re leaving? After all we’ve shared?? Why, you, you, Benedict!!

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    Hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    And the “upper crust” is just a bunch of crumbs stuck together by their own dough.

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    Is he drinking boiler-makers? And four martinis for her? It’ll be more like Irish toast. No offense to the Irish.

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    gopher gofer  over 5 years ago

    you can tell he really cracks her up…

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    In France it’s called “pain perdu” – or, “lost bread”. Appropriate for a lost weekend I suppose.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m surprised he didn’t ask her to “come with me to the Casbah?”

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    Mike H  over 4 years ago

    I’m mad at Aunt Jemima, no more french toast from them again.

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