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I always look forward to reading about the people ho have a spot reserved for them in the Darwin Awards book. Those that neglect to fully defrost they turkey before putting in their fryer. There are some who survive, but not their house.
Bilan over 7 years ago
Is that the same thing as the down button? … way down.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
The turkey appears to be previously defrosted, and the man, fresh, not frozen.
So what would the “Defrost” button do… except maybe make the elevator run at 30% speed?
J Short over 7 years ago
Going to the Butter Ball?
jreckard over 7 years ago
Nuke ’im, Danno.
StratmanRon over 7 years ago
They’re not stuffing too many people into that elevator…
paullp Premium Member over 7 years ago
Does Hilburn sometimes just use a weird dream as the basis for a cartoon?
hoffquotes2 over 7 years ago
Sorry, tried but don’t really get the joke here?
Radish... over 7 years ago
That’s cold.
Arianne over 7 years ago
Poor turkey!
I know he just can’t face it, but he’s already plucked.
jessewylie over 7 years ago
that don’t make no sense
cwizard71 over 7 years ago
I usually like this comic, but this one I just don’t get.
sarah413 Premium Member over 7 years ago
I always look forward to reading about the people ho have a spot reserved for them in the Darwin Awards book. Those that neglect to fully defrost they turkey before putting in their fryer. There are some who survive, but not their house.